It’s there when you need it

It’s there when you need it

posted on 27 May 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

life-jacket-under-the-sea

You’ll find it when you get down there.

Photo courtesy of Raymond Magalong.
Found in Subic, Philippines. 

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Tong
Tong
6 years ago

I am trying, but I can’t reach it!!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

There’s something fishy about this…..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s life jacket, but not where we know it.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

You mean the life jackets don’t float?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

To inflate life jacket, pull my finger. 😛

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I don’t recall seeing floatation devices in “Little Mermaid”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Global warming is worse than we thought!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

Edit:
DROWNING is better, down where it’s wetter.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

Once you find the life jacket, remember ascend slowly – See Scuba diving instructions for details.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

They could shorten that to “life jacket defective”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Passengers’ pee is under the seat.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Here’s an anchor to help you find it.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Must be a submarine

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

It’s a sea plane

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

(UL) Approved by Underwater Laboratories.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

That’s what I get for flying AirAsia.

coffeebot
6 years ago

It’s not the water landing that’s scary: it’s looking for the life jacket.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

When you pick up the the life jacket, Sebastian the crab will perform his famous “Under the sea” song for you

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Last time I make travel plans using Ebay.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♫Would you like to be under the sea in an octopus’s garden with me? ♫

(The Beatles)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Death jacket?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It drowned!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

You’ll never sea it again …

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I Davy Jones, keep them in my locker.

Rick Garrett
Rick Garrett
6 years ago

Well, I’m just dying to put it on.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Tong. Navy Dive Tables, have been tattooed on the back of the head of the passenger in front of you.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

” That’s your answer to everything, to go under the sea. It’s not gonna happen!”
“Not with that attitude.”

-The Simpsons

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

That’s not surprising. The two pilots were seen kissing each other between the hangars.

RT
RT
6 years ago

so you need an oxygen tank to dive down long enough to find the life jacket that will save you from drowning.

makes sense.

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

We keep all our life jackets in the locker. The one with ‘D Jones’ on it.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Flipper can find it for you, because he lives in a world full of wonder,
flying there under, under the sea!

Eggrish
Eggrish
6 years ago

T is under the white-out.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

As in ‘20,000 Leagues Under the Seat’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Use only if the water is not deep enough

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

1. Fall carefully into water
2. Take the child

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Carefully fall into the sea and swim for your lives!

Janes
Janes
6 years ago

It sounds like go to hell

spareocean
spareocean
6 years ago

Hey, where’s the fun in always keeping it under the seat?

LRach
LRach
6 years ago

Who lives in a life jacket under the sea……..

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