Let the freshing begin

Let the freshing begin

posted on 9 May 2015 in Chinglish, Stationery

But bright heart is still beating…

Photo courtesy of Andrielle Swaby.
Found in Taiwan. 

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Well I’m glad its not silent lambs

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Well heres Johnny

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

You put the fruit on the skin or else you get the freshing again.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Best fruits are silent fruits

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Silent of the rambutans.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Don’t excavate me, I don’t know where you’ve been.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Excavate? I wold if I cold.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Simon and Garfunkel’s new song, The sound of fruit.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

My surgeon excavated me to put a light bulb in my heart. Now I always feel bright.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Do they want us to excavate so we can berry the fruits?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

WARNING: Excessive excavation of exotic freshing fruit shold be expremay dengerlus

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

The Silent of the Fruit: Well, Clarice – have the apricots stopped screaming?

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

“The only thing you shold do” is not pick the watermelons when they are the size of grapes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

No noising of the fruits!

– Nick ‘Ex’ Cave

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Silent fruits are grown on Silent Hill and you are told not to excavate the past.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The grape was silent until I stepped on it. Then it gave a little wine.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

I think that’s a direct quote from Norman Lockwell.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

That’s why there are no figs in the picture. They’re the musical fruit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Lora: Figs? I thought that was beans. 😕

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

A man told me he was trying to find some Hasidic Jews, so I gave him a lemon and told him to squeeze it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Mommy! I need to excavate!

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

mmmmm…soylent fruit.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Fruits are good for silent life paintings.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Well fruits/
If you can read this;
Thank a heterosexual.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@jjhitt. UIf you want melons contact Pamela Anderson.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

@Droll not Troll – figs is a variation of the rhyme and it made more sense to me since they really are fruit.

When I was a kid My dad would always say, “Beans beans are good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart!”

xxx360xxx
xxx360xxx
5 years ago

Wrath of The Lambs
Silent of The Fruits

Tom41
Tom41
5 years ago

Ear protection required during excavation, until the noisy fruits are silenced.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

There are vegetables you excavate, namely root vegetables such as potatoes and carrots.

As far as I know, there is no fruit which grows underneath the soil.

El-Juan
El-Juan
5 years ago

Motivational stationery for diggers.

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