Let the freshing begin

Let the freshing begin

posted on 9 May 2015 in Chinglish, Stationery

But bright heart is still beating…

Photo courtesy of Andrielle Swaby.
Found in Taiwan. 

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algernon
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algernon

Well I’m glad its not silent lambs

algernon
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algernon

Well heres Johnny

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

You put the fruit on the skin or else you get the freshing again.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Best fruits are silent fruits

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Silent of the rambutans.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Don’t excavate me, I don’t know where you’ve been.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Excavate? I wold if I cold.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Simon and Garfunkel’s new song, The sound of fruit.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

My surgeon excavated me to put a light bulb in my heart. Now I always feel bright.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Do they want us to excavate so we can berry the fruits?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Excessive excavation of exotic freshing fruit shold be expremay dengerlus

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The Silent of the Fruit: Well, Clarice – have the apricots stopped screaming?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“The only thing you shold do” is not pick the watermelons when they are the size of grapes.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

No noising of the fruits!

– Nick ‘Ex’ Cave

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Silent fruits are grown on Silent Hill and you are told not to excavate the past.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The grape was silent until I stepped on it. Then it gave a little wine.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I think that’s a direct quote from Norman Lockwell.

Lora
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Lora

That’s why there are no figs in the picture. They’re the musical fruit.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Lora: Figs? I thought that was beans. 😕

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

A man told me he was trying to find some Hasidic Jews, so I gave him a lemon and told him to squeeze it.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! I need to excavate!

Filboid
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Filboid

mmmmm…soylent fruit.

iLock
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iLock

Fruits are good for silent life paintings.

Marum
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Marum

Well fruits/
If you can read this;
Thank a heterosexual.

Marum
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Marum

@jjhitt. UIf you want melons contact Pamela Anderson.

Lora
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Lora

@Droll not Troll – figs is a variation of the rhyme and it made more sense to me since they really are fruit.

When I was a kid My dad would always say, “Beans beans are good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart!”

xxx360xxx
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xxx360xxx

Wrath of The Lambs
Silent of The Fruits

Tom41
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Tom41

Ear protection required during excavation, until the noisy fruits are silenced.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

There are vegetables you excavate, namely root vegetables such as potatoes and carrots.

As far as I know, there is no fruit which grows underneath the soil.

El-Juan
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El-Juan

Motivational stationery for diggers.

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