Not in the nether regions

Not in the nether regions

posted on 15 May 2015 in Chinglish

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Found in NYC. 

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JimS
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JimS

That’s really gonna cramp my style.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s a good thing I stopped using my dictaphone, then.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This sign is meant for all you cunning linguists. 😛

algernon
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algernon

Funny place for a phone

algernon
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algernon

A breakfast of champions maybe

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Not much different from eating and phone talking in the private area, really.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They’re trying to prevent yeast infections and STD.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Hello Muffin.”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Please don’t taint the neighbourhood.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

Go to a restaurant if you want to eat out.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

But if you do it, turn on the vibration mode

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy? Why did you call the police?

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Can’t wait for the iCrotch 7 to come out.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– But Officer, I swear I used a pubic phone!

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Ah shoot, I just wanted to eat a wiener.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Also called ‘Area 69’

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

and no hair cutting in public area too!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Do not use your pubic “cello phone” here.

Tong
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Tong

Unless it is a private conversation.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I just got back from the pubic library, it was a hairy experience!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

To eat or use the phone, please use the privae area. Thanks, Manageent

coffeebot
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Hold on, I cunt hear you…

Chris
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Chris

@Droll not Troll: Just don’t obsess over it. then you’d be an anal linguist.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: To turn on your phone in a pubic area, press ‘HO ME’ button

– Hello? Onjt :lir?

Pubic phones are always non-touch phones.

Don’t touch cell phone, it doesn’t know where it’s been

Never touch a pubic phone, it has ‘no touch’ screen

Sparky
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Sparky

I never knew that thing could talk.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

No drinking from fountain in public area too.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Found in NYC? I thought it must be in Thighland.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Huu Yuu: Do they have periodicals at the pubic library?

Biff the Understudy
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Is this meant to cut down on butt dialing incidents?

RT
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RT

“only you can prevent forest fires. please don’t BBQ together in the forest”

-smokey the bear

Filboid
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Filboid

No talking at the Y, either?

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

@Big Fat Cat: I wouldn’t drink from a fountain located in the pubic area

Marum
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Marum

Aren’t you supposed to apeak into the mick.

Marum
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Marum

speak damn speak.

Marum
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Marum

If you are looking for a number; Ask the man in the boat.

Marum
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Marum

Poke the brown button for a big surprise.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

So he left a message with her answering cervix.

Peter
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Peter

So that means I shall be eating and drinking in your private area.

Tom41
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Tom41

Is it even possible to eat and talk on phone at the same time?

Glen
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Glen

Sorry darling, it’s my wife!

Ben
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Ben

It’s the Trifecta, Jerry!

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