Not in the nether regions

Not in the nether regions

posted on 15 May 2015 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of PJHusa.
Found in NYC. 

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JimS
JimS
5 years ago

That’s really gonna cramp my style.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

It’s a good thing I stopped using my dictaphone, then.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

This sign is meant for all you cunning linguists. 😛

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Funny place for a phone

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

A breakfast of champions maybe

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Not much different from eating and phone talking in the private area, really.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

They’re trying to prevent yeast infections and STD.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

“Hello Muffin.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Please don’t taint the neighbourhood.

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

Go to a restaurant if you want to eat out.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

But if you do it, turn on the vibration mode

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Mommy? Why did you call the police?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

Can’t wait for the iCrotch 7 to come out.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– But Officer, I swear I used a pubic phone!

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Ah shoot, I just wanted to eat a wiener.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Also called ‘Area 69’

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

and no hair cutting in public area too!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Do not use your pubic “cello phone” here.

Tong
Tong
5 years ago

Unless it is a private conversation.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I just got back from the pubic library, it was a hairy experience!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

To eat or use the phone, please use the privae area. Thanks, Manageent

coffeebot
5 years ago

Hold on, I cunt hear you…

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

@Droll not Troll: Just don’t obsess over it. then you’d be an anal linguist.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

NOTE: To turn on your phone in a pubic area, press ‘HO ME’ button

– Hello? Onjt :lir?

Pubic phones are always non-touch phones.

Don’t touch cell phone, it doesn’t know where it’s been

Never touch a pubic phone, it has ‘no touch’ screen

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

I never knew that thing could talk.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

No drinking from fountain in public area too.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Found in NYC? I thought it must be in Thighland.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Huu Yuu: Do they have periodicals at the pubic library?

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

Is this meant to cut down on butt dialing incidents?

RT
RT
5 years ago

“only you can prevent forest fires. please don’t BBQ together in the forest”

-smokey the bear

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

No talking at the Y, either?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

@Big Fat Cat: I wouldn’t drink from a fountain located in the pubic area

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Aren’t you supposed to apeak into the mick.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

speak damn speak.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If you are looking for a number; Ask the man in the boat.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Poke the brown button for a big surprise.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

So he left a message with her answering cervix.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

So that means I shall be eating and drinking in your private area.

Tom41
Tom41
5 years ago

Is it even possible to eat and talk on phone at the same time?

Glen
Glen
5 years ago

Sorry darling, it’s my wife!

Ben
Ben
3 years ago

It’s the Trifecta, Jerry!

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