Try this net thing.

Try this net thing.

posted on 19 May 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Do you have the conditioner thing?

Photo courtesy of Gordon Everitt.
Found in China.

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algernon
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algernon

Not for the bald

algernon
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algernon

It’s not a net

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Otherwise you will end up in a hairy situation

DrLex
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DrLex

My cat produces these all the time!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

A hair thang would be very odd

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Come again? I hair no thing!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

So that was the relationship between Thing and Cousin Itt?

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

‘Protect the hair thin’ would a product for balding people.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Can I just Engrish thing?

DrLex
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DrLex

Protect the hair thing: try not to get scalped.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

My wife thing can only make-up thing because she doesn’t know a thing about The Thing.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Hey! My thing is not hairy!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

As used by the Hair Defence Guard of the RAAF.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

All proceeds from sale will be donated to the WWF to protect the endangered hair thing.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Hairy Potter uses this everyday.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

That’s what she said!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

…. especially if it’s in the disabled sloppy passage.

Silly Uncle Willy
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Hair thing…Dow-dow-dow-dow-dow…you make my phone ring

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

This supermarket has all of the useful things your household needs. On this aisle, we have the protect the hair thing, on aisle 4 are the zap in microwave things, on aisle 7 are the wipe the butt things…

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

Not sure what the Hair Thing is, but it sounds like something that can look after itself.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I would dye to protect the hair thing.

iLock
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iLock

Does it cost much money thing?

iLock
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iLock

Save the hair thing.
Don’t shave the hair thing.

Become an activist thing today.

iLock
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iLock

♫ Show me that thing, that thing tha-thing thing thing ♫

iLock
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iLock

It’s a protect the hair thing….you wouldn’t understand.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Cocoon thing protects the hair thing until it becomes wing thing.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Hair thing else, Sir?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Said the bunny: “I just washed my thing and I can’t do a hare with it.”

Marum
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Marum

@DnT. Good God old chap! That joke is older than me

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Approved by the Department of Stuff.

Patti Curry
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Patti Curry

Why protect the hair thing? Everyone knows it’s the bald thing that’s most vulnerable!

Patti Curry
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Patti Curry

Don’t forget to pick up Protect the Enamel Thing on our Oral Hygiene aisle!

TS
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TS

Is the Hair Thing the sequel to The Thing?

Auntie
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Auntie

品 means “things”, so the Engrish isn’t completely a hallucination.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

My hair thing has left the building.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@ Marum: And you can see how little respect the elderly get these days.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT. Respect has to be earned, not conferred.

Just as age usually equals greater knowledge, but not necessarily wisdom. Wisdom is another thing altogether.

Marum
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Marum

If you protect your hairy thing, it may prevent STDs.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

A product of the Donald Trump Organisation. 😛

Tom41
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Tom41

The hair needs protecting… from the things on this shelf!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Testing 🙄

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Testing 😈

iLock
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iLock

Testing :O

iLock
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iLock

Nope still nothing :/

ywca9813
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ywca9813

You know, there are people on earth who don’t know what ‘hair conditioner’ is

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