We have plenty of time

We have plenty of time

posted on 10 May 2015 in Clothing

Mom’s sarcasm always surprised me.

Photo courtesy of Doug McLean.
Found at childrens clothing store in Kamakura, Japan. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Don’t make me pull over if you keep complaining about having plenty of time and that I need to hurry up a little.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

It’s just a caption so just relax for Mystery Caption Theater 3000.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I love a mixed metaphor

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

A modern traffic jam

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I myself like time that just holds still.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Found under the wheels of the Careful Driving truck.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

I have plenty of money.
I like that money that just passes by.
Can you hurry up and give me a little more!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The messages on the shirt are almost as annoying as the voices in my head!

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Honey, my Rolex is running fast again!

tadchem
tadchem
5 years ago

I’m relaxing as fast as I can!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Relax. Don’t relax too much.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The dyes in this shirt are colour fast. Could they be a little colour faster?

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Hurry up the cakes – then relax them.

George P
George P
5 years ago

That’s almost a haiku!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

A big top shirt for someone with a cute little bottom.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I don’t like time that races past and then cuts in front of me.

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

Hurry up and wait.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

STUFF THE TRAFFIC.! Lets pull over and screw.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DnT It is the ones that go the wrong way around roudabouts that worry me.

I usually need a poo refill after that.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

“Hurry Up!

That’s what my wife usually says. 😥

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If you travel faster than the speed of light, you could find yourself coming, before you started the foreplay.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Oh dear … I’m coming … I’m coming … !
– Don’t worry, sweetie. We have plenty of time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– B … But Officer, there was no speed limit!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

You have to teach passive aggression at an early age. Otherwise they’ll end up being well adjusted.

RT
RT
5 years ago

H.U.R.R.Y. UP.
-aaron rodgers

combat_rock
combat_rock
5 years ago

Take your time, hurry up, the choice is yours, could you please not be late though?

spareocean
spareocean
5 years ago

Boyfriend: I’ve been here since two hours ago when you should’ve been here. It is I who should be asking you that.

Girlfriend: Are you saying that I am late?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

The point is: If you have plenty of time, you have no time to slow down … Right, Mr. Zen?

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
5 years ago

I am Bill gates. Can you please lend me some money?

TS
TS
5 years ago

That’s the way my ex talked to me in bed.

kioku
kioku
5 years ago

Either the first two lines are sarcastic or the person is doing anger management exercises

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