We have plenty of time

We have plenty of time

posted on 10 May 2015 in Clothing

Mom’s sarcasm always surprised me.

Photo courtesy of Doug McLean.
Found at childrens clothing store in Kamakura, Japan. 

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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Don’t make me pull over if you keep complaining about having plenty of time and that I need to hurry up a little.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

It’s just a caption so just relax for Mystery Caption Theater 3000.

algernon
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algernon

I love a mixed metaphor

algernon
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algernon

A modern traffic jam

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I myself like time that just holds still.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Found under the wheels of the Careful Driving truck.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I have plenty of money.
I like that money that just passes by.
Can you hurry up and give me a little more!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The messages on the shirt are almost as annoying as the voices in my head!

timmy
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timmy

Honey, my Rolex is running fast again!

tadchem
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tadchem

I’m relaxing as fast as I can!!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Relax. Don’t relax too much.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The dyes in this shirt are colour fast. Could they be a little colour faster?

iLock
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iLock

Hurry up the cakes – then relax them.

George P
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George P

That’s almost a haiku!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

A big top shirt for someone with a cute little bottom.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I don’t like time that races past and then cuts in front of me.

Sparky
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Sparky

Hurry up and wait.

Marum
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Marum

STUFF THE TRAFFIC.! Lets pull over and screw.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT It is the ones that go the wrong way around roudabouts that worry me.

I usually need a poo refill after that.

Marum
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Marum

“Hurry Up!

That’s what my wife usually says. 😥

Marum
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Marum

If you travel faster than the speed of light, you could find yourself coming, before you started the foreplay.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Oh dear … I’m coming … I’m coming … !
– Don’t worry, sweetie. We have plenty of time.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– B … But Officer, there was no speed limit!

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

You have to teach passive aggression at an early age. Otherwise they’ll end up being well adjusted.

RT
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RT

H.U.R.R.Y. UP.
-aaron rodgers

combat_rock
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combat_rock

Take your time, hurry up, the choice is yours, could you please not be late though?

spareocean
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spareocean

Boyfriend: I’ve been here since two hours ago when you should’ve been here. It is I who should be asking you that.

Girlfriend: Are you saying that I am late?!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The point is: If you have plenty of time, you have no time to slow down … Right, Mr. Zen?

Peter (NT)
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Peter (NT)

I am Bill gates. Can you please lend me some money?

TS
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TS

That’s the way my ex talked to me in bed.

kioku
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kioku

Either the first two lines are sarcastic or the person is doing anger management exercises

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