Boat is gas powered.

Boat is gas powered.

posted on 21 Jun 2015 in Signs

break-wind
If run out of gas, eat beans…

Photo courtesy of Giles Goldsbro.
Sign found in tanker made in Japan in 1970’s.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I love Blazing Saddles

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

At last a boat powered by rectal propulsion.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The people on the Titanic should have farted more.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Your a** is glass!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Emergency stop peanut butter for life boat launching

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Better if you eat chilli con carne, then it’s “break wind”-ow!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Caution: Butt[on] could be smelly

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I’ll push the button if you pull my finger.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

After the Fukushima accident, Japanese have developed alternative energy to replace nuclear energy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Lifeboats will automatically launch if ship is stinking.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Can I practice pushing the button? I do have the whole breaking wind part down pat though.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Also, did you remember to swab the poop deck?

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

Warning: Push the button without break wind will result failed ignition.

Tom41
Tom41
6 years ago

Unless of course the lifeboat launched BECAUSE you broke wind…

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

That’s the worst ejection system I’ve ever seen.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Made in the 1970s- it’s a blast from the past.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Here comes that stinking feeling…

coffeebot
6 years ago

I broke wind but now I can’t find my button.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Not to worry.
If the situation was that bad, I would probably have already s–t myself.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I’m sure you have to push the butt ‘on’ first

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

For all those with broken wind

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT. And you probably think your ship doesn’t stink. 🙂

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Actually. I’ll bet it is a Jet-boat.

Dude From Germany
Dude From Germany
6 years ago

Whoever thougt that the Titanic was unstinkable, should have visited the lower decks…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

We don’t need no stinkin’ lifeboat!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: In case the life boat is under the sea, use a regular fartilizer

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum: Only when it’s a bumboat. 😛

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

A captain stinks along with his ship?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Is that a banana boat? How come it’s brown color?

RT
RT
6 years ago

so that’s why the titanic sank, they sharted; doesn’t count

Fangpi Dawang
Fangpi Dawang
6 years ago

Should button fail to function, just pull the captain’s finger.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Firstable, to stay away from the reality of those traps that people are facing, I would be felt some classes if I weren’t focus.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

credit: Som Cu, NT. Aust.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Don’t forget to put on your windbreaker first!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

It’s an old sailors’ tradition, but the various stories of how it started are probably apocryphal.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I don’t think that is a very efficient way to inflate life boats.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

I don’t give a ship.

spare ocean
spare ocean
6 years ago

Stinking ship+Fart powered life boat… hmmm

I think I’ll just swim.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Um . . . like I am a wind-breaker?

coffeebot
6 years ago

like rats on a stinking ship

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