Couching Tiger, Hidden Maniac

Couching Tiger, Hidden Maniac

posted on 26 Jun 2015 in Bags/Packaging

Audition-DVD

Photo courtesy of Ariel Velasco.
Chinese DVD found in USA.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The shining light

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Or maybe the catwoman

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I so scaring I sh!tting myself!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

That is quite the audition performance based on the text. I hope whoever it is passes.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

If he had been scarring that would have been painful

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The seemingly innocent young lady: “Heeeeeeeere’s Johnita!” after using an axe to cut a hole in the door.

coffeebot
6 years ago

Saw it. I got scaring too.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

After his wife has been dead 7 years, he wants to enjoy the marriage again. Oh, gawd, it’s one of THOSE movies!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Ah, a touching romance with a berzerko psycho-bitch.
Too much like real life for me.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I feel your painful, bro.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

After seeing this, I’ll never re-marry every 7 years again!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I was dead. Now I can marry.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

You say his wife WAS dead?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The description is written in almost perfect English.
Therefore, the movie must be bloody awful instead.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

directed and produced by the Auditor.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Frank Burns:

Two questions occur:

1. How long has she been dead?
2. Is she already alive?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

If you liked this, watch ‘Scaringface’, featuring Alpa Chino

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Scary? What would you expect when you got married?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

@ Seventy2rd o clock You’ve been surfing this website far too long if you consider that “almost perfect English.” or therefore you must be bloody awful at writing it instead. 😉

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

I particularly like the part of the movie where she asks if he would like to eat any “kiwi kiwi kiwi kiwi…”

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

“The Scaring” You will be pain…

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Odd how the formerly dead person ISN’T the scaring part.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Nonsuch Ned. I found the Engrish pretty good too.

The doctors tell me, that the scarring on my brain will heal, and if I taker the medications I wont get the Headachies also. Life is good. :P:

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

No need to watch the movie – the admittance price scared me off.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Nonsuch Ned. Do you know NZers are no longer allowed to take their wives to the football?

Apparently, they keep jumping the fence, and eating the grass. 🙄

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Starring Hanna Bulecter.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Please do not Insidious

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Nonsuch Ned: ‘Instead’ is the key! 😉

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

I admit, comparatively, better than most bootleg copy on the site. All but one are actual sentences!… even if they don’t mean what was intended… then we have that zombie wife and the scaring and the painful and the glaven and the flubber and the PRETTY LADY!

RT
RT
6 years ago

mustve filled out the eharmony.com forms incorrectly

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

“I know you’ve been dead for 7 years, but I still think we can make this work.”
Some people really have a hard time accepting that a marriage is over.

Eggrish
Eggrish
6 years ago

“he just can’t imagine this woman, looking innocent, is a horrible and bloody maniac”
Oh, buck up dude. It’s just a period.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

After 7 years, he’d better remember the lubricant.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

She automatically became alive when married.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

Is he going to marry Lorena Bobbitt?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Who’d have thought the human cutter would marry!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Flesh Dance – Maniac

She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she’s married like she’s never been before
Bloody maniac, maniac on the floor
Bloody married like she never died before

SF
SF
6 years ago

Alternate title: the Seven Year Bitch

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

See-marriage is highly overrated.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@tadchem: Cartoon version produced by two chicks named Hannah and Barbara.

Michael Oberhardt
Michael Oberhardt
6 years ago

That is actually a pretty accurate description of that movie, Takashi Miike’s Audition.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

“Decent pretty lady, would you like to get scaring and painful together?” Who says he can’t imagine it? It’s what they’re ALL thinking.

Myself
5 years ago

She was dead 7 years ago. She’s not dead anymore, though.

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