Hey, I’m into hills.

Silent Hill !

Can I walk hardly?

Don’t run while being hard. You might accidentally get stuck in a wrong hole.

Since you become hard, step away slowly from the double entendre.

If you become hard, walk slowly in Thailand or you may Bangkok.

This hill is commonly called the Mons Pubis.

It becomes slippery as you walk harder

steep slope is hard at here!

The Men Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Steep Slope Hard.

A hill that takes Viagra becomes a steep slope.
*Walks slowly away from there*

Pitch that tent at here.

One might get a stroke here.

Go Slow. Don’t get the runs here.

I prefer flat hills

You just never know what you might get stuck with

If I become hard does the slope go down?

I’m into slopes

Jack and Jill went up the hill………..and now they have a daughter.

This hill would be a good place for a concession stand selling that product that removes horny.

“As the only woman in the Mount Viagra expedition, Jane was a little nervous.

– Honey, is there a gun in your pocket, or are just happy to see me?

Since I became hard, it usually happens to me every happy o’clock

If it becomes a slippery slope, you may have a series of unfortunate events.

Somebody here likes “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.”

And please call a doctor if you become hard for more than four hours.

What’s up the hill? What did you see? Why are you getting hard?!

Unspecified hills always turn me on.

Check out the steep slopes on that chick

I do become hard when I see Sofia Vergara’s steep slopes…

Be careful when getting your rocks off on a hill. You could cause an avalanche.

I always walk slowly when I’m hard.

No one likes fractures. Use baggy clothing.

Becoming hard will certainly make you walk more slowly!

A hill becomes a steep slope ….and one thing leads to the next. Take lubricant.

Seriously, if you trip here, it’ll really knock your dick in the dirt.

These days, hill climbing sometimes makes me so stiff I can hardly walk at all.

honey, where are there magazines of mountains in the bathroom?

Feels like I’ve been walked slowly and put away hard.

I am feeling a little stiff. (Double entendre FTW!)

Q. What’s better than ski ing in the mountains at Aspen?

A. Running over the slopes at Oxley.

Warning! Steep hill full of naked supermodels

The steep causes me some “stiffy”!

Man those steep hills are so sexy man.