I have a neck, can I use the theater?

I have a neck, can I use the theater?

posted on 13 Jun 2015 in Instructions, Signs

cannot-use
I’m becoming pregnant right now.

Photo courtesy of Jean-Marc Leguerrier.
Found at the Osaka maritime museum.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I was thinking about becoming pregnant but the theater had other plans

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Do I buy the coin or become pregnant that is the question

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Can I buy the bitcoin by vending machine?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

“A person with a disease to hearts” Is that to one of the hearts or both of them? And what kind of person are they talking about?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

So this theater excludes people who have sex or alcohol. At least if you can get in, it won’t be too crowded.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Please leave your waist and neck at the entrance.

Jack
Jack
5 years ago

Oh, I get it! They only accept the morbidly obese, they’re just trying to be polite about it.

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

I always thought that coin-operated theaters were the kind of place in which one became pregnant.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

Engrish aside, this sounds like an unusually dangerous theater.

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

I bought this booze, I didn’t take it; I was already pregnant before I came in; and I only have one diseased heart. According to your sign I can stay.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

I have a disease to hearts. Not my own, just other people’s hearts.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Morons enjoy movies.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

If you’re already pregnant, that’s fine. If you try to get pregnant right here at the theater, you will definitely get kicked out.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I’m not following you

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

The person who is becoming pregnant, please leave the child in front of the theater.

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

I won’t take your alcohol, I’ll just drink it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Coming soon to a theater near you

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

The person with an obstacle to bowel cannot apology for the incontinence

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

Given that they’re not letting anyone in who has a neck, I’m not sure they had to go into so much detail about the other criteria, really.

Tom41
Tom41
5 years ago

If you have an obstacle to your spinal cord, you wouldn’t WANT to go to this theater anyway!

Eggrish
Eggrish
5 years ago

The Theater: pansy waists need not apply.

Will Pitts
5 years ago

In Soviet Russia, vending machine sells coins!

GibranalNN
GibranalNN
5 years ago

@algernon
“Do I buy the coin or become pregnant that is the question”

You mean “guestion”

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

This theatre discriminates against Time Lords (two hearts) and Sontarans (no neck),.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

Prophylactics supplied at the entrance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

They made this complicated sign for one person? It would have been easier just to find out his/her name.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Once you have them by their waist and neck, their diseased hearts and minds will follow.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I was a theater user like you, then I took an obstacle to the spinal cord.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

A neck is a terrible thing to waist.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Awwww! I checked three boxes – will vending machine buy back my coin?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– But Officer, I was already pregnant, and not following at all!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Don’t follow me, I don’t know if you’re becoming pregnant

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Maritime museum? They do it differently over there.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

It isn’t an American drive-in theater, is it?

Sam
Sam
5 years ago

I laughed so hard at this I almost had an attack in both of my hearts.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

I guess Time Lords are part of the regular clientele.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

I give up! Who is it?

make lemon
make lemon
5 years ago

and the chinese caption must have been translated by machine

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