Mary Nated had good taste.

Mary Nated had good taste.

posted on 23 Jun 2015 in Menus

deep-friend

Only the deepest pork for MY friends.

Photo courtesy of Matt and Emma.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Deep friend pork right in the tonkatsu

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Tofu is no friend of mine.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

My friend Tatsuta is marinated deep in chicken to reduce her age. It’s all the rage nowadays.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Good friends are hard to find.
Harder to forget.
And impossible to digest.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The vegetable tempura is an enemy because it is not deep friend like the others.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Tonkatsu is a deep friend of Tonka trucks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Garth Brooks just lost some of his friends in low places.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

It is the dawning of the Age of Fried Chicken…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

There should be deep friend fish. That would be bass.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You must be over tatsuta age to have a deep friend.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I like the belly

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

As long as the friend is seasoned.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

With friends like these, who needs edamame?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Teriyaki beef is a deep friend of Teriyaki chicken.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Pork deep friend = tossed salad.

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

My friends are so deep

Mineko Unabara
6 years ago

At least they aren’t shallow friends.

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Friend good!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Lettuce all take a moment to remember our deep friend porky pig before this meal. Now pass the salad!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

No nuts here. You’ll find them in the kitchen.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! My friend is not deep enough!
– Would you prefer the swimming poor, Sir?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Would you like some french friends with that?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Deep friend + Human cutter = Roast In Pieces

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A man is lying drunk in the gutter with a pig beside him.
A woman walking by looks at this unedifying scene and sniffs to her friend.

“The company these animals keep when they are drunk!”

So the pig gets up and slowly walks away.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

My deep friend Teri Yaki should not marry Nate, that chicken!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Never tell a lady she looks old….Just – err – seasoned.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

In the years before refrigeration, prepared food must have been a ticking time bomb.
One “chef” caused the king, and all his guests, to come down with food poisoning.
When he could get off the toilet, the king had him boiled in oil.
Which proves to me, that the king lacked imagination.
I would have had him boiled in shite. So he could gain insight, as to how everyone he poisoned, felt.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

“To fu, or not to fu. That is the question. (Oname Shakespeare sama)

TS
TS
6 years ago

♫ Keep them guessing with Deep Fried Olay ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Deep friend, please.
– Um … Johnny Deep?

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

♫ You’ve got a friend in meat ♫

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Asian Maccas.

“Do you want friends with that?

TS
TS
6 years ago

“Deep friend pork of a long time.”

Ron Burgundy

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– How deep would you like your friend?
– Six feet under, worm and well done with lots of flies to catch up.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Marina, Ted, friends are on the table!

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

I’ve had enough of this! Where’s the unfriend button?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Frank Burns: Wouldn’t want to analyse that comment too closely! 😛

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Just like the Chinese and the Koreans . . . they eat man’s best friends.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

I am reminded of the old TV commercials, “I like (a certain food) but they don’t like me!” “Send your stomach some DI-GEL!”

No DI-GEL required in this eating establishment.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

The friend of my pork is my enemy…I think.

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