Omnisciently delicious!

Omnisciently delicious!

posted on 29 Jun 2015 in Chinglish, Snacks

omnipotence-compressed-biscuits
Powerful good!

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

tastes like omnigarbage.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

At last a biscuit that’s everywhere.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

compressed for taste

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

The Israelites ate this during their exodus from Egypt.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The recipe called for baking power.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Makes you feel all Godly!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

What would Jesus eat?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I want to know if these are food, medicine or high explosives.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@algernon: At last..? You haven’t seen a 15-month-old kid with a biscuit!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

It aint easy to compress omnipotence.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Warning: May contain black holes.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Better than impotence compressed biscuit, that’s for sure.

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

ULTIMATE COSMIC POWER, itty bitty compressed wrapper.

Bamber
Bamber
5 years ago

Holy wafers

ccY
ccY
5 years ago

Made from the same ingredient of「five barley loaves and two fish」.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

HULK SMASH!!!

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

The only biscuit endorsed by Chuck Norris.

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

This biscuit is everything except edible.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

@DrLex: and far better than impotence depressed biscuit.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

Translation: communion wafers.

coffeebot
5 years ago

I said I’d like some Godsmack, not a Godsnack

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

This is so .RAR

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Is it Kosher?

Jack
Jack
5 years ago

I always have a few of these after my God liver oil

TS
TS
5 years ago

The biscuit of choice for universe creators everywhere…

Light Code
5 years ago

Now we know which material was used to make The Biscuit Hammer.
(The Lucifer and Biscuit Hammer Manga refference)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

But I’m potent!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I GOD THE FATHER approve this product.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

This biscuit is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent.

Eat of this at your own peril, mortals.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The wrapper is made of Kryptonite. All other materials degraded within minutes.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

omnipotent = having unlimited power.

The factory is certified green, self sustaining, and self powered.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Just drop them in the omnipot and add water!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Ben: Great reference! I’d forgotten about that one.
RIP Robin Williams.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Obviously, bigger is better

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I expected Chinese Viagra in somewhat smaller package

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Hmmm … Red pill, blue pill or brick?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Just add water, and … BIG BANG!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I almost read that as incontinence compressed biscuits. I don’t even want to think about that

tadchem
tadchem
5 years ago

Instant ambrosia – just add nectar.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

You would think if it’s compressed that powerfully there must be diamonds in there.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

OMG . . . Engrish is almost omnipresent !

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

Look what happened to Tantalus when the gods caught him stealing god food.

spare ocean
spare ocean
5 years ago

Child: Mom, may I have some of those biscuits in the kitchen?

Mom: No need dear. You got in your room, on top of the TV, in your pocket.

Child: Thanks mom.

Airrider
Airrider
5 years ago

And on the eighth day, the Lord got kinda peckish…

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