Popular in prison.

Popular in prison.

human-cutter

Kids would cut less if weren’t so easy to get.

Photo courtesy of Arielle Ballou.
Found in South Korea. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The human cutter wristwatch is particularly popular.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Cut the crab!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

All your uncles chopped to perfection without shedding a single tear.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

For when you want to exacto revenge by knifing.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Warning: keep away from cardboard, paper and plastic. Serious damage may occur.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Slice someone so thin they only have one side.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Scalpel designs are getting weirder and weirder these days.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

We all thought the knife was relatively harmless, then one day it just snapped.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Also available:

– Beheader
– Hair puller
– Bowel roller
– Nail remover
– Wind breaker
– Food cell boiler

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Warning: Keep out of children.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Hey! Who cut me off?!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Standard Emo accessory.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Works well on planes

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Why are so many people so unkind

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Oh, that explains my half-sister!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

On sale now for just $ 9.11 !

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

It’s not a box knife, it’s a boxer knife.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

My half brother said that dad told him that he is cut from the family.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

For this job you need to stay sharp…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Could that someone be Mack the Knife?

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Funny, it doesn’t look human to me.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Another great movie brought to you by Tim Burton after Edward Scissorhands.

coffeebot
6 years ago

Red is the new…erm, okay, it’s just blood. Lots and lots of blood.

coffeebot
6 years ago

THIS is why I can’t take nail clippers on flights…

Mineko Unabara
6 years ago

Looks like the translation didn’t make the cut.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Some humans in my family are real cut-ups!
(cut-up, noun, someone who acts clownish or boisterous)

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

Jason Voorhees and Hannibal Lecter’s favorite tool!

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

“Made in Korea”? Guess KJU must be getting bored of execution by anti-aircraft gun.

RT
RT
6 years ago

our deluxe emo pack also includes a linkin park cd!

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

Endorsed by Jack The Ripper.

combat_rock
combat_rock
6 years ago

Look for it in House(Bolton)wares.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Cute.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

I told you the tools have feelings.

spare ocean
spare ocean
6 years ago

I heard they’re going to get Hannibal Lecter as its endorser and poster boy. But I think the company preferred ISIS at the last minute. Hannibal is so yesterday. They are now changing the packaging for that.

Wacky Wacko
Wacky Wacko
6 years ago

It seems Gus Fring had another business besides meth and chicken.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Each snap off segment, is guaranteed for at least one thousand screams.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a wall?

A. Depends on how thin you slice them.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@sirpaulfan. Of course. My mower never feels like starting.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

CAUTION

May remove small parts.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Not surprised at all . . . those people would even eat dogs >_<

Myself
Myself
4 years ago

4 real.

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