Purpose of Safe in Social

Purpose of Safe in Social

posted on 11 Jun 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

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Photo courtesy of M.C.
Found in Cambodia hostel/hotel. 

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Planket, you can’t heve enuogh plankets

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

5 and 6 have me worried

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I’ve never heard of the knockoff of Tetris, Mettress

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

If you throw the bed things, it plugs up the holes where water leaks in?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

9) Walk out tonight from 7-11 to lock the door on those who are robbing the store.

coffeebot
5 years ago

Islent is Oglden

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

OK, I’m gonna have to throw the bad things just to find out what a non-hole is!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Sorry I have no manner. It is lent to someone else.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I hesitate to ask where they want people to stick the key up.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

I have a serious problem with my toilet, it has a non-hole. Where is my plunger?

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

I’m going to get me five cats and call them Mettress, Towel, Planket, Mirrow and Pilow.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Keep your gold and bucks to yourself! I hate it when people throw those around.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

“…and if you want to be glad on me, that’ll cost extra.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

That’s a clever toilet!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Always wanted to stay in a place that has been cleaned by toilet water.

JimS
JimS
5 years ago

I prefer a tight the key-room.

JimS
JimS
5 years ago

Come in and go out… Make up your mind!

JimS
JimS
5 years ago

Yoda says you early pay, hm?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

It’s too heavy to carry the safe around in my social life

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Miss, Mr and Mrs follow regulation. Kids can wreck the guest house.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

No problem, I’m pretty used to keeping my special thing to myself.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

OK’ I turned of the light, water and fan, but where is the off switch to the too?

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

You can either keep the key on the table or stick it up there, whichever you feel is more secure.

Jack
Jack
5 years ago

So the only way to lock the door is to lock myself out by 11pm?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Can I early pay BEFORE living?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Do I have a right to remain islent?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Deer Miss, Mr, Mrs, the Hotel!

In case of instructions, I can most happily notify you that you are drunk, stoned or insane.
Thanx you!

– Costumer

PS: I can’t even turn on the non-hole of water, let alone claen. Bad things!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I’ve never heard of Islent of Manner

Johnny Cache
5 years ago

This is a blast from the past – y’all showed this EXACT same sign back in 2011. Even had the same tape marks. It’s a bit better photo, tho.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

I’ve tried keeping my Bucks to myself, but I have a real issue with the antlers.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

It’s hard to keep bucks to yourself. Their antlers can really poke you.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@72rd It is like “onisy of manner” only different

pirate rule #3
pirate rule #3
5 years ago

Aviodable disturbance shall be punished as follows: walk the planket and be marooned on the Islent of Manner.

Tom41
Tom41
5 years ago

Can I throw the good things without making a water hole?

JTTBOOKY
JTTBOOKY
5 years ago

If I had gold, bucks and other special things I wouldn’t be staying in this dump!

Stan
Stan
5 years ago

If i stick up the room key how could i loose it?.

jipo
jipo
5 years ago

Keep unaviodable disturbance to the person stay outside of the bedroom

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

It takes four hours to lock the door?

william tyrrell
william tyrrell
5 years ago

Stick up Key Room Where?

Myself
4 years ago

Stick ’em up! Especially the key.

Myself
4 years ago

OK, I’ll throw my Gold and Bucks into the non-hole. That’s a secure place to put them, right?

Myself
4 years ago

#1: Please pay before staying here. If we didnt do that, nobody would ever pay us, what with the non-hole in the room and the annoying neighbors being islent of manner.

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