That’s it, lightly.

That’s it, lightly.

posted on 19 Jun 2015 in Instructions

rub-old-horny-lightly

Now my left foot–I’m still horny.

Photo courtesy of Chris Nichols.
Found at Daiso store in Canada.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s my horny, I’ll rub it as hard as I want!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Who are you calling old?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“It puts the lotion on the hose or else it gets the instructions again…”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you’re using skin cream, it’s better to apply it before rubbing the horny.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I rub the horny whenever I look at naughty pictures.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

An onanists delight

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Are you sure that skin cream isn’t vaseline.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

All your base instincts are belong to us.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

It’s pretty normal for the cream to flow out after rubbing the horny.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If the product doesn’t work I’ll be writing a stiff letter to the manufacturer.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The spirit is willing but the skin is weak.

coffeebot
6 years ago

I kept rubbing rubbin on that darn old thing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Also good for cainful porns on the toes.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Ol’ Horny faithfully makes a skin cream geysers at regular intervals.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Sounds like someone has a foot fetish.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

My wife prefers to rub old horny darkly, that way she doesn’t have to look at it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Product made in Wankeng, China?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

I know this is one of the most repetitive type of Engrish submissions, but I for one will never get tired of rubbing the horny.

Tom41
Tom41
6 years ago

I’d rather rub the young horny heavily…

Dervrak
Dervrak
6 years ago

I once asked a women at a bar to “rub old horny”….

I got a drink thrown in my face.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

How old is the horny? More than 4 hours? Uh-oh….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Just don’t Nivea, please

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: In case the old horny is weak, rub the new horny.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Horny over heels?

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

Using soap as lube? Huh, never thought of that.

szk
szk
6 years ago

I am not so sure that “heels” is the right word to describe the “hard part”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@szk: They probably got confused with the fact that feet also have balls.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

You mean I wasn’t supposed to boil my scorns first? That was the hard part.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

And keep islent of manner.

Jim
Jim
6 years ago

Definitely the product for me!

spare ocean
spare ocean
6 years ago

Wait, where will I get the cream? oh yeah, after rubbing the horny. missed that part.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

Oh baby, just read this, I get horny… Don’t, no, don’t take my horny away!

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Rub the Dirty Old Man the wrong way?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Didn’t know Dominatrixes needed a special cream…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hmm! That is precisely what I keep telling my wife.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you do use it you may end up shipwrecked.

ie. Hand to the mast, and foam all around.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Jack That is.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

I once saw a T-shirt which said “DIRTY OLD MEN NEED LOVE TOO”.

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