Buy this! It’s your odor

Buy this! It’s your odor

posted on 1 Jul 2015 in Clothing

wear-perfume

That’s how it works.

Photo courtesy of Eric Norris.
Shirt found in Japan. 

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DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Sponsored by BigStank Shanghai Trading co.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Obnoxious odor by Christian Dior

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Does a fart count

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I like the natural scent

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Perfum has less stanke than perfume

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Looks more like a sweatshirt than a stank top.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I hope that is not pheromone perfume

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

This shirt makes no scents.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Smelly shirt and stank shoes. You will be the talk of the town, and not in a nice way.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Perfee perfi perfo perfum, I smell the…. WTF is that??

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Neither wear perfume nor have perfum are necessary preconditions for giving out a

Smell

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

my favorite, Chanel number 2.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Will Chanel #9 hide the smell of #2?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I like to give out smells; it is far easier than trying to sell them.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Ok, I’ll try it, but I don’t think it will help, I had boiled eggs and Boston baked beans for dinner.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I love to give out a smell because I’m a pun gent. 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Charcoal underwear liners are in the next aisle.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

Ah, the smell of exposed navel and really well-insulated neck.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Christian Odor?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Oh, darling … You stink so beautifully today!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Smells Like Tee Spirit

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Let me express myself. Pull my finger.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Like any tester, you have to peel off the shirt to smell the odor.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of urine soup

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I couldn’t wear this, it would be bad for miasma.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I’ve made a new perfume. It’s called chloroform.

The women really fall for it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I MISS URINE TESTER

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

A belly-sweat-shirt? Are we sure this wasn’t found in New Jersey? And in this case, if you smell the smelly smell of something that smells stank… it’s Axe Body Spray.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Wife: Does this shirt do me justice.
Hubby: You don’t need justice, you need mercy.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A “skank top” or as “stank top” ?

coffeebot
6 years ago

Oooo that smell…the smell of stank surrounds you

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Do not wash
– Dry until it stands

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

I hate multiple choice …

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Made in a sweatshop? No, a regular olfactory.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Note to self: Never hire a literal-minded person to run a 1/2-off sale.
Although it looks like they took 3/4 off this one.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

I make the smells that make the whole world stink.
I make the smells of sweat and unwashed dinks.
I make the smells that make the young girls cry.
I make the smells, I make the smells.

Barry Manilowest

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Pull my finger.

Airrider
Airrider
6 years ago

Well, you’re not…TECHNICALLY wrong…

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
6 years ago

I’d love to know what it said on the part that got *cut* off…. Anyone else?Huh? Yeah?…?

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

I’ve got to take a reek.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

You can’t wear your perfume and have your perfum, too.

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