If it wants, lets expressly

If it wants, lets expressly

posted on 5 Jul 2015 in Signs

it-wants-to-be

Photo courtesy of Mish.
Found in Kyoto, Japan.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

Holiday is Monday in a world where Garfield loves Mondays.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

This bar is not expressly telling us if alcohol and food are free on Mondays

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– And a bar to go, please.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

You can never ha e enough rice food

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

Bar Crane is better than a Crow Bar

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Don’t get between the. crane and the rice food except on Mondays

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Everyday is, like, sunday.

– Morrissey

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Holiday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thirstday, Foodday …

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

When it’s a holiday we don’t charge for Mondays. Take as many as you want.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It has such an expressly BAR right now….

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Didn’t know they can make wine out of glass.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

What kind of food does rice eat if it goes to a bar?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It wants to be such a bar but unfortunately it became such a crane bar

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– A pizza and no charge, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

A crane walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says “That’ll be 700 yen” The crane says “Put it on my bill.”

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

@Droll not Troll: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I’ll have an expressly in a mug prease.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you can raise a bar on Monday morning, you have wasted your weekend.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

No use blocking out the number. I looked up the addy.
Unfortunately, it did not make much sense either.
What is the strain project? A drinking comp?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I know what the crane bar is: It is seeing how much you can drink while standing on one leg. (Karate Kid)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Sparky. Why not?

You can get Glass Noddles.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

They used to be noodles, but they will not allow nakedness on this site.

coffeebot
7 years ago

It puts the beer in the basket.

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
7 years ago

I’m with sparky-I’ve never heard of glass wine, either. What the heck do they serve it in? (“Oh,Cinderella, could you be a dear and bring your glass slippers over here? They’re serving glass wine!”)

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

It’s not actual rice, but processed rice food.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go… expressly.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

CAUTION: BEWARE OF MISSING FOOD

Tom41
Tom41
7 years ago

You may want to be a BAR, but sadly you’ll always be a crane…

Eggrish
Eggrish
7 years ago

Engrish BAR gets you drunk expressly!

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
7 years ago

Much misery in the world has been caused by giving bars what they want.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
7 years ago

Pizza…900 yen, etc….OK, come on. Really. How much is it?

The Dude
The Dude
7 years ago

Ok, how many of you guys went to the website?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@TD Refer my posting above – re; The Strain Project.

Bite the wax tadpole
Bite the wax tadpole
7 years ago

They forgot to say how much etc. is.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Don’t crane me, I don’t know where you’ve beer

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, “Is this some kind of joke?”

Myself
Myself
5 years ago

If you order the glass wine, you’re supposed to tilt it over your open mouth and leave it there for about 1000 years, until it flows into your mouth.

Myself
Myself
5 years ago

Here’s the website: http://www.strain-project.com/

There’s quite a bit more Engrish there.

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