Put on hold since we can’t hold it

Put on hold since we can’t hold it

posted on 29 Jul 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

incontinent-for-interior-decoration

Photo courtesy of Henrik and Lina.
Spotted at Beijing Airport.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Well it was painted yellow and brown so nobody will notice anyways.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

That explains yellow walls

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’ll give it a spraty

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

in which continent was the [inferior] interior decoration needing to be forgiven?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

There must be a leak somewhere

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Thank you for your corporation.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I know some designs make people want to puke, but what pattern would make people lose control of the bladder and/or bowels?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Posted by Frank Lloyd Wright at the “Fallingwater”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Incontinent or intercontinent flight, Sir?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I can forgive a lot of things, but crappy decorating?

coffeebot
6 years ago

um…you wanted that carpet yellow, right?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Incontinence is what happens when you decorate your interior with prunes.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sounds like the sh!t really hit the fan this time.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

And they stayed up to the wee hours of the morning trying to make it look nice too.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you think it’s so easy, YOU try working with your legs crossed!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Between 1 and 2, I suppose? 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Frank Burns: Between 1 and 2, I suppose? 😛
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(Hope I got it right this time.) 😳

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Here’s one of my faves from Joan Rivers

“I brought in some painters and told them that I wanted them to paint my bedroom the same beautiful color as my hair.”
“They painted the walls yellow, and the ceiling black.”

TS
TS
6 years ago

Incontinents wanted for latest interior decorating trend: “Scat”.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

I may forgive, but you can bet I’m never forgetting that.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You’re right. I wouldn’t p–s on that design either.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

All our workers are incontinent.

We don’t employ any “round eye monkeys.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Pees to forgive my inconvenient incontinence while I redecorate interior

yoakenofune
yoakenofune
6 years ago

Oh, I forgot I was incontinent but no problem because. now I can contribute with interior decoration myself XD

slipstick
slipstick
6 years ago

“There are no toilets for miles. Pee on this wall.”

RT
RT
6 years ago

please hold; our operators are standing by

no seriously; we don’t want them to be hit

Garst
6 years ago

It’s just that sometimes I get a little too excited and pee a little.

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

50 shades of brown.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

They’re going for an authentic retro look, right down to the pre-pee-stained seat cushions.

The Dude
The Dude
6 years ago

I’d be pissed

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Use yellow fire hydrants for decoration?

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Don’t worry, we all know that your Engrish is continental.

spellsigner
spellsigner
6 years ago

Decorating the interior of your underwear (?)

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