Still illegal in 26 countries.

Still illegal in 26 countries.

posted on 2 Jul 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

mixed-ass-pork

I get nervous when those words are next to each other.

Photo courtesy of Andrew Cook.
Found on menu in Shanghai, China.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Just be careful with the fruit

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Maybe a hatfull

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

♪ ♫ One black one, one white one, and one with a little shite on….♪ ♫

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Fruit salad and mixed ass pork… aren’t they kind of similar?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If you’re into mixed ass pork, be sure to use a condiment.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

“Chinese Yam?”
“Nope, you Merican.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Now… just what do you mean by “mixed” ?

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

The chef doesn’t really try – you can tell the entree is half-assed.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Recommended by our chefs Wise Ass and Smart Ass.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

I’d rather have the chicken, than be had by the pork.

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

Reminds me of a party invite I declined.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

A blend of carefully-selected pig butts held together with aspic,.

pnambic
pnambic
5 years ago

Actual name of the dish: “Spicy Donkey”.

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

Don’t be such a pig!

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
5 years ago

Donkey: Shrek! Nooooooooo!

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

So that’s where they get pulled pork sandwiches.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Chinese Yam with Tomahawk. Nice cutting.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

When you mixed ass with pork, you got Donald Trump.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

But is it kosher?

Classic Steve
5 years ago

I think the first two words in the last line require a hyphen.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– How would you like your pork, Sir?
– Ass pork as possible, please.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

If it’s not Big Stank Ass Pork, I’m not interested.

RT
RT
5 years ago

” ‘nooo… i don’t wanna toss the salad!’ ” -chris rock skit

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

CAUTION: BEWARE OF THE MIXING ASS

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Mommy! I want a Traffic Yam!

Garst
5 years ago

I hope there is a good assortment.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Who tossed the ass pork[ing] salad?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

No Chang!
Social intercourse, is not screwing in groups.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Sparky. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. 😉

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Our mixed pork – It’s finger—-king good.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

@Classic Steve: I think you mean the *last* two words in the last line 😉

Wm Jas
5 years ago

The actual Chinese is a little scary, too: “五香驴肉” means “donkey meat with five spices.”

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

“I get nervous when those words are next to each other.” What, “fruit” and “salad”?

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

If only the sign said “Kick-ass pork”…

Chuck
Chuck
5 years ago

How does this compare to the Dry Fried Ass Meat in the Zhang Style ?

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