Degum it! Follow the rules.

Degum it! Follow the rules.

posted on 4 Aug 2015 in Clothing, Instructions

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Photo courtesy of Tristan Winslow.
Label found on shoes from China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

WARNING: You may be wearing shoes.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

This explains the drought in California.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

I have been looking for worms in my shoes. Please tell me where I can buy them?

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

We cannot offer you a 100% guarantee that these shoes are made by our company. However, we consider it very likely.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Is the cieanthem a substance, or should I sing it?

coffeebot
7 years ago

Let’s prevent water

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The edible bubblegum shoe was a very short lived fad from the 80’s.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The Russian-Chinese composer Pollioshkeep often wore shoes, I heard.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

I twear they deformation

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Degum no they leather

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

The Fairweather Shoe Company.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

endorsed by The Leather Society of USA and Canada.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

“So when am I gonna see you in those snazzy new shoes you bought?”
“Saturday. Most likely, Saturday. That is, if they don’t get gummed and deformed before then, and after I clean all the worms out.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If the sun and fire is wet we have bigger problems than protecting a pair of shoes!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It is advishable to stop drinking if you start talking like that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I like to worm my shoes monthly and check their immunisation annually.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Made in Company

PS: Maybe, probably and not exactly sure

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I will very likely never wear these shoes. Or worm them.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Ah … Polish shoes!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I can assure you.

I will not expose in sun, fire, slee,t hail, snowstorms, and plagues of locusts.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@72rd. Yes. Polish shoes, made under licence in China.

Same as all our “good old Australian brands”.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Someone’s been inhaling the fumes too long.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@DrLex: Cieanthem is the polish national anthem, of course. 😛

The Dude
The Dude
7 years ago

Dont wet these shoes, and dont feed them after midnight.

coffeebot
7 years ago

I am very likely to wear shoes

Filboid
Filboid
7 years ago

I can’t wear them in sun or fire, but they’re good evening shoes – if it doesn’t rain.

Filboid
Filboid
7 years ago

Worms again? OK Fido, roll up your arm and bend over – shoes, you’re next!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

Caution: Wear these shoes only on lightly overcast days with no danger of rain. Donnt say we didn’t worm you.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

executive standard QB1002-97 is a continuation of QB VII by Leon Uris

Tim
Tim
7 years ago

Don’t wear them in rain or sun?!
Will they dissolve in fog as well?

Long Tom
Long Tom
7 years ago

I guess they’re meant to be worn indoors only.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

@Dr. Lex, re: “Is the cieanthem a substance, or should I sing it?”

I believe the real question here is, WOULD IT BITE ME???

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

I’m glad someone is fighting the worldwide tendency toward twearing in rainy days. It really has become a terrible nuisance.

Myself
Myself
5 years ago

The Degum’s Fortune!

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