Dried laurel blossom

Dried laurel blossom

posted on 24 Aug 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

dried-laurel-blossom

Photo courtesy of Bill Nilsson.
Found at a Chinese shop in Stockholm, Sweden.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Careful this blossom might ravage you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

How on earth could I the laurel blossom f*ck?!?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So its a tea for what again?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

English, anyone?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

This is quite a different take on the birds and the bees story…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Blossom Up!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Laurel Blossom gets around.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

In my country, we make tea by putting dried leaves in hot water.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The ancestors will be pleased.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Oh, so this is what Bill Cosby used.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

That Laurel Blossom sure knows how to spread her craft! Well, it’s nice that the ancestor is still getting some.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

“Laurel blossom the stanza”? This Engrish gets verse and verse.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

This Engrish has rendered me speachress.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

The Laurel blossom is Hardy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Let’s desserting insiding my mouthing!

Classic Steve
6 years ago

I guess the Adult Engrish site is a thing of the past.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The only part of these instructions I understood, was the second sentnce of the third paragraph.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

BTW Is the Lotus Root Powder, the product they call “Long Joy”?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The Federal Health Minister warns: That reading of this sign, may damage the brain, and in extreme cases, cause Hydro-encephalitis

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♫I this life there are but two things, that are worth a solitary damn,
Thats old dogs, and children, and laurel blossom wine♪

(A million apaloosas to Tom. T. Hall.)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Laura’s Bosom is dried because of the ancestors! WTF.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Iget it! Juelong was full when he composed this sign.

The printing trade used to be “blessed” with drunken compositors.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Sori tumas redacted: “dry” translates a f—.

Tom41
Tom41
6 years ago

I wouldn’t tear off the bag if I were you… unless you want all laurel blossom hell to break loose!

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Spread that laurel blossom baby and keep it coming!

Stuie
Stuie
6 years ago

Laurel always had a bad reputation

ViceContamitatedThe
6 years ago

That’s a heck of a feisty Laurel blossom! Good Lord….Like Tom41 said, I also wouldn’t wanna tear off the bag ’cause of what might happen 0_0

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Don’t you just hate the 9 to October grind? Every year, the same damn thing! Laurel blossom! That’s how I feel about it!

Jewels
Jewels
6 years ago

WTF?!!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Classic Steve. The “thing” of the past will catch you in the end. :blush”

M.U.
M.U.
6 years ago

If you think about it, flowers are reproductive organs, so this shouldn’t come as a big surprise.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Maybe this is about Dried Laurel Bosom?

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

This is a job for the Empress Bee!

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

What’s the INedible method?

El-Juan
El-Juan
6 years ago

Everyone f*cks, why wouldn’t the Laurel Blossom?

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