Fresh from horny bees.

Fresh from horny bees.

posted on 17 Aug 2015 in Candy/Gum

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Halloween just got weird(er).

Photo courtesy of Pearline Ho.
Found in Singapore.

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DrLex
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DrLex

Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or …

algernon
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algernon

Well if you remove the core.

algernon
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algernon

Something from the sugar daddys

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Forget the apple. A nice pear will get me horny.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’ll take two bags. It’s been a while since I had some.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Is this the latest gadget from Apple?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

If upon opening the bag you find the candy stuck together, it’s not fully done.

timmy
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timmy

Ingredients: high fructose corn syrup, Spanish fly, artificial apple flavoring, green dye #47.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

So that’s what they mean by “hard” candy.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Condoms sold separately

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– What’s for dinner, honey? I’m horny!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Would you like some hot balls with that?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

What was really in the Garden of Eden.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Me sweet you long time.”

Lora
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Lora

So, are you gettin’ any…. candy?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

What? Nobody posting the disclaimer? OK, then..
Warning: May contain nuts. 😛

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Her name is Candy.

Classic Steve
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How do you like them apples, baby?

tadchem
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tadchem

This could inspire a whole new X-rated version of Snow White!

coffeebot
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…from the hornycomb

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The most important part of seven-intercourse dinner menu

RT
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RT

Well, might as well try it; costs a lot less than a prescription of sildenafil citrate

Filboid
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Filboid

@BFC: Yeah, Apple finally introduced the iHorny.

Filboid
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Filboid

Be careful not to get stuck in the horny jar, Pooh.

Filboid
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Filboid

Hot bubble tea is really good with a spoonful of horny in it.

EffEff
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EffEff

That’s what happens when you breed honeybees with rhinoceros beetles.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Come on baby, you know what they say, one a day keeps the doctor away!

KirbyMario12345
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KirbyMario12345

surga surga!
horny horny!

Peter
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Peter

Honey, you make me so Horny

WOlf
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WOlf

Hardoween!

zankhana
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zankhana

Don’t look now but I think we are being followed by a drone……

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