Hey, another new waiter?

Hey, another new waiter?

posted on 11 Aug 2015 in Menus

human-beef

Made from real Cowboys!

Photo courtesy of Mary Elizabeth C.C.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Mmmm … Baby Beef!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Barbie Grill, Cow Boy or Miss Steak, Sir?

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Great for when your plane crashes in the Andes.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Someone had a serious beef with someone else, it seems.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Udderly unbeavwble

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Just imagine an animal beef … !

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’ll just graze.around here

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Human beef
It’s whats for dinner.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Served with soylent sauce

TongTong
TongTong
6 years ago

She was a cow!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

It’s vegan. A vegan named Charlie, to be precise.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The unshown dish next to it is made with Gaelic sauce.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“Donner! Party of six, your table is ready!”

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Waiter, is this non GMO?

(genetically modified organs)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The restaurant where all the best people meat.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Served with human beans on the side.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Try the sausage!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Everyone said she was such a cow.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Now I know what the downstairs staff mean, when they refer to serving the “COW”.
(Countess of Wessex)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This is the preferred food of the soylent majority.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

“Specialty of the House.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

“Hunan” maybe?

Mineko Unabara
6 years ago

Waiter! There’s human in my beef!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

NB. The soylent majority approves the colour of this menu.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Now that’s a good looking meal…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Spicy Hunan Beef with Cumin — Appetite for China.

But none so good that I would be cumin.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

SON = Soylent (glean) of Nippon.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

When someone said to the chef “Your wife is quite a dish”, they really had *no* idea how true that would end up being.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

It’s who’s for dinner.

Dervrak
Dervrak
6 years ago

Well at least she was hot, I don’t like eating ugly chicks…

coffeebot
6 years ago

the OTHER white meat

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Takes “beefcake” to a whole new level.

Jewels
Jewels
6 years ago

… and some like it hot.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

To err is Hunan, to miss steak, bovine.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

I’ll just have a sloppy joe, instead…no, wait…

alek
alek
6 years ago

Master! Dinner is prepared!
(RHPS)

coffeebot
6 years ago

hey, this tastes like Eddie the delivery boy

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Fresh from the Cow called Simon?

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

Is the chef named Ms. Lovett, perchance?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

@Coffeebot: another slice, anyone?

LouCypher
6 years ago

Taste better with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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