I have the opinion: manner up!

I have the opinion: manner up!

posted on 23 Aug 2015 in Instructions

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As for thanking you in advance!

Photo courtesy of Kyle.
Found at Tipness sports gym in Tokyo, Japan.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Deer Institution, Hotels, ect!

I am happily to say, As for the thing of not understand nothing in the here, I am not thanking you. Thank you for your corporation and incontinence.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

What about the cigarette end of the mobile cigarette end of the non-portable cigarette end with some unknown cigarette end and spam on the top of it?

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

I must remember not to fart then

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

The manner down is over there

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I did not receive any email! Entirely whether it is a voice, there it isn’t.

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

Teacher don’t-ya fill me up with your rules…
Cause everybody knows that smokin aint allowed in shower booths….

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

3) No taking pictures of naked chicks in the locker room, unless I’m included in the email.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

and I thought this only happened at TipLess Sports Gym, but if you give them a big tip, you can do whatever you want with thanking you in advance.

Will Pitts
7 years ago

Well, thanks for sharing this with the world…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I’m quite able to cause a smell in the building, but lighting a fire at the same time could be dangerous.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

People who do things like these really get my manner up!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Mobile cigarette- the Apple iSmoke™.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

You can’t cause a smell in a building?
Boy Howdy! I sure can.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Would you seek wisdom?
Find the Thing of Understanding.
It hangs out in the locker room.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Manner up or manner down – it doesn’t manner!

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

I tried mobile cigarettes once, but the reception was rather poor.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The surgeon of Nippon advises; That the smoking of Mobile Phones in the locker-room, may be Injurious to your health.

No doubt!

One of the weightlifters,may be moved to rip your arms off, and stick them up your date.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@jjhitt. The thing of wisdom arrives;

The first time you bend down to pick up the soap.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The master of the boarders, could smoke in the shower at Grammar School.

He used to pack his pipe very tightly, and smoke it upside down in the shower.

KirbyMario12345
KirbyMario12345
7 years ago

“I have an upset stomach…”
“Mind your manner!”

Auntie
Auntie
7 years ago

Enough to make me want to join Tipness. If only there was Tipness at the Narita Airport, then my search for Engrish would be rich indeed. This whole bit of adding “up” to indicate an increase instead of correct English continues to bedevil my university students. They think it is EngLish and do not recognize it as EngRish. However, in my own sports gym, the water fountain is labeled as “cold water machine”. Hats off to Tipness for refusing to get any native English validation and making a real meatgrinder of their message. What managers approved the expense of making… Read more »

Snarknado
Snarknado
7 years ago

The Engrish way of teaching by example.

combat_rock
combat_rock
7 years ago

Manner up is just a nice way of saying first loser in the mace.

JimS
JimS
7 years ago

No matter where your mobile telephone goes, there is it.

Tom41
Tom41
7 years ago

It’s only the opinion from a visitor… why should we take the thing of understanding?

ViceContamitatedThe
7 years ago

^ Every time I read an Engrish thing like this that makes no sense, but is also funny, I just laugh, shake my head, and go what the heck….

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