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posted on 2 Aug 2015 in Instructions

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Photo courtesy of Rosy Southwell.
Found at youth hostel in Japan.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

TMEI: Too Much Engrish Information

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Theres nothing like a safekeeping bottom monkey but beware where you keep it

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Where’s the bus stop for the bathroom

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

How do you boil without water? Very carefully.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

No, I don’t want to store my I-phone in your ass, thank you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The shaver becomes the ferry- in the new Transformers movie?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Is Mizuho related to the owner of SuckHo Building? I prefer to drink an Asashi beer cold.

Mineko Unabara
5 years ago

In Soviet Russia, detergent sells washing machine.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I hope there is a bottom monkey for each person. Sharing a bottom monkey is unsanitary.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Do not have accident of the emergency. Please plan your emergency carefully.

Tom41
Tom41
5 years ago

The latest spy gadget; a shaver that becomes a ferry!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Q. If my shoes are dirty how do I get to the front desk?

A. Stand by the front door and catch a fairy across.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

NOPE!!!
I do NOT wish to store my valuables in the monkey’s bottom.

(although I guess they would be pretty safe there)

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Why oh why so much Engrish?
Because of monkeys of course.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Comb ferry carries 120 persons and 25 cars. Shaver ferry carries 150 persons, 40 cars, and also 5 safekeeping bottom monkeys. Do not use ferry to cross water of Mizuho, or you will boil with water, which is forbidden.

Ageless
Ageless
5 years ago

There is “hot water of Mizuho” in Hotel outside.

You call it a golden shower.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

I’ve heard of butt monkeys, but…

Classic Steve
5 years ago

@DrLex: Monkeys on typewriters?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Boiling without water , it’s called frying.

Mark
Mark
5 years ago

Those bottom Monkeys can be a real pain in the arse

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

If you store your valuables with the highlevel monkey by accident, you are at risk of winning the lottery.

Unbee
Unbee
5 years ago

The bottom monkey is there to keep the other monkeys in line.

Respect the bottom monkey.

Give her first dibs on any nutrients or mates you bring into your room. Your goods will be safe keeping when bottom monkey is full of happy and belly loin satisfaction.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Deer hotel!

At first, I have money questions:

– Who is a caretaker, and is he a monkey?
– How can the accident of emergency?
– Which is the the first floor?
– What can I boil without water?

Sorry but it can not follow broadcasting it in the instruction of the person in charge or the building in a emergency.

What can it do?

Guests

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Timmy. Apparently, that is not so difficult.

Getting your hand in to retrieve it is.

Tim
Tim
5 years ago

Bottom Monkeys are a pain in the backside.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Is the pot not half full or not half empty.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

I need to speak to the top monkey.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

If I were him, I’d start looking for a better job.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Water of Mizuho? That’d be right. Japanese bans go to water, the moment a crisis occurs

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

banks

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Universe….Ordinary the universe wash , boil without water the hotel institution cannot wash.

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 years ago

Behold: I am become an each person

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

I don’t want to know where or how he stores those safes. And I didn’t sign up to share a bottom monkey with every other tenant. Go get your own bottom monkeys!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

I believe in ferries! I believe in ferries!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I absolutely refuse to boil without water!

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

I boiled the pot without water, and it started SMOKING!

Myself
4 years ago

Whoever wrote this must be an all-powerful, omnipresent character. They become a safekeeping bottom monkey for each person. They become the caretaker at the front desk. They install a vending machine. They become a bathroom if you need one.

Myself
4 years ago

The bare necessities of life:
-Valuables
-Parking
-Laundry
-Goods
-Vending machine
-Bathroom
-Emergency
-Pot
Pretty much sums it up…

Myself
4 years ago

I really, really want to know what “hot water of Mizuho” is, and why it is in quotes.

Myself
4 years ago

I used to have a safekeeping bottom monkey, but it got really annoying. Now there’s an app for that.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

You never know who is at the front desk – a comb, a ferry, a caretaker, a detergent or a bottom monkey

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

WARNING: Vending machine installation not successful. In case of no emergency, throw the washing machine from detergent at the front desktop through the Windows.

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