Night of the Living Bread

Night of the Living Bread

posted on 25 Aug 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

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The call came from…the kitchen!

Photo courtesy of Shane Gibney.
Menu found in China.

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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Choking on it will be the least of your worries…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Probably too expensive

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Looks like the old “bait and switch” ploy.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

The Goldfish is the mastermind behind Invasion of The Body Snatchers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

30 minutes after the meal you’re born again.

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

Soylent Green for the opulent.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

In Soviet Russia, red snapper has you.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

It’s terrible. I don’t know what possessed me to try it in the first place.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Well that’s all grave

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

I’ll just perch myself here

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Also available:

– Eve’ll Dead
– Fryday 13st
– Eat
– Crispine
– The Texas Chicken Massacre
– Boiled (Mush) Room
– Spicy of the Lamps
– The Woking Dead
– Hello Weenie
– Chicken of the Corn
– The Fry
– Any Thing
– Twin Pigs

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Served with a side of pods.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Invasionally delicious.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

@Frank Burns: Pod People = people using Ipod?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter! Where’s my body?!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

If a body snatch a body
comin’ thro’ the fry…

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Before we killed it, it made the most intense scream…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Hey Gang! In Oz, we call ’em sharks.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I knew a Japanese stripper once, who used to moonlight as a Sashimi Plate.

Filboid
Filboid
7 years ago

Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the goldfish.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

I think that’s the title of their new compilation album of hit songs from sci-fi/horror films.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Like Mimi Le Bonc from “Allo Allo” when she poisened the wine.

The german officer (phonetically): ” Ist dies ein goot vine?”

Mimi (pseudo french) “Eet is ze beste wine you will drink for ze rest of your life!”

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
7 years ago

The Pod People are uppin’ their threads.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Don’t eat the peas.

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