Now you win battle of a bulge!

Now you win battle of a bulge!

posted on 19 Aug 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

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Photo courtesy of Heather Kiebs.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Wear me sport splendid victory

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

A jock strap perhaps

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Remember: Always bring a towel, and always protect your Yechun.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Ask your doctor if victorious splendor is right for you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

All the splendidly are belong to YOU!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

No.0006? This is endorsed by Patrick McGoohan and produced in The Village.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Is that some kind of English flag in the top right corner, with some food spilled all over it, or are just happy to protect me?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

She’s facing the wrong way.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

What is a yechun and why does it need protection?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Dear manufacturer: I used your product and it made me sport all over the room. Is this normal?

coffeebot
6 years ago

Let’s Chastity!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

That woman keeps her waist in an odd place!

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

I take a size 7-1/2 Yechun Protector.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

She’s waiting for NO:0007
Diamonds are belong to you forever.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

May the sport be with you… always.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

If you want a vision of the future, imagine all the victory is belong to me forever.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Yes indeed. I will splurt more splendidly, if you help at the right time.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@timmy.

007 = Licensed to kill.

0007 = Licensed to irritate slightly?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If your victorius splendour lasts more than 4 hours, you may damage your Yelcheun.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

How are you gentlemen!!
All your victory belong to you forever.
You have no chance to lose make your time.

Tom41
Tom41
6 years ago

So you’re saying this item MAKES you sport? I think I’ll pass, no matter how splendid it is…

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

@Marum and my Wife has both licenses!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

@ timmy: my condolences to you

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Fazers on stun, Mr Yelchun.

“Aye captain.”

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

“How can this be unsportsmanlike conduct? This WAISTBELT SUPPORT makes me sport more sportsmanlikely!”

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Deluxe version has WASTEBELT support, for an ostomy bag.

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