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posted on 8 Aug 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

chicken-of-your-mother

Clean your plate!

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Or a child by another name

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Would that be a hen or a cock

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

On the other hand, mother of your chicken …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

MAN, OK!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Yo mama is so fowl……

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Don’t teach your grandmother to suck eggs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Your Mother Was A Chicken And Your Father Smelled Of Man OK Ng In A Mo!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Which came first? The egg or yo’ momma?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Listen! You son of a chicken.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

Why are you chicken of my mother? She never hurt anybody!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I am Manok of the East.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

My cousin is Nanook of the North.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Vietnamese food is great- as long as you love ginger. Mmmmm!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Beware of chicken nuggets. They are hazardous.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Momma had a chicken! Momma had a cow! Dad was proud, he didn’t care how!

coffeebot
5 years ago

Mom…no!

Classic Steve
5 years ago

My mother’s name is Mary. Could I have a little lamb instead?

KirbyMario12345
KirbyMario12345
5 years ago

“Mother, can we please eat at that chicken place?”
“No son, their ‘yo mamma’ jokes are oversaturated!”

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

My Mom is a mermaid, so I’ll have chicken of the sea.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

Wait… is this the one with Charlie or the mermaid?

The Dude
The Dude
5 years ago

Choked on premises

George
George
5 years ago

Your mom’s a chicken!

Frock
Frock
5 years ago

Mother of all meals.

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
5 years ago

Yo mama so chicken, she no fit in oven!

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Do they mean “Just Like Mom Made?”

Q: What did one chick say to the other when they saw an orange in the nest?
A: Look at the orange Mah-mahlade (mama laid)

I’m sorry. Genuinely sorry.

Duero
Duero
5 years ago

Ok this sign was intentionally made by the owner of the establishment. The phrase “Putang Ina Mo” translates to “Mother Fucker” is a curse word common among Filipinos. So they mix up the words Chicken and Ina Mo (your mother). The owner made a somewhat pun about it.

Duero
Duero
5 years ago

You’ll find more of these signs in the Philippines. If you can understand the language, you will know if the owner intentionally made the sign like that or if they can’t construct proper English.

ruuku
ruuku
4 years ago

tastes like chicken

tn
tn
4 years ago

Mother clucker

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