Spicy Tofu

Spicy Tofu

posted on 22 Aug 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

spicy-tried-tofu

…and he didn’t like it.

Photo courtesy of “Streaks”.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Spicy Girl tried it!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Then mildly eated.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

He tried to what?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Good for Spicy! It’s about time she tried new things.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Then Spicy said, “What in the bloody hell is this crap? Wall paper paste without the flavor? I’d rather eat my own ear wax!”

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

Tofu or not tofu. There is no “tried.”

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Its great its regurgitated.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

Spicy said that Tofu was not hot enough.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Not tripe then

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I tried to fu myself once but without success.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Tofu was convicted and put in stir.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! Who tried my tofu?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: A few people have told me to go fu myself but I was never inclined to try.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

“He won’t eat it, he hates everything! —-Hey Spicy!”

RT
RT
6 years ago

it was NOT super effective

Classic Steve
6 years ago

The chef knows his ABCs.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

I tried to kung fu myself.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

… until Spicy was too tired to fu any more.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

… and the sign maker was tired for making fypos.

Brian Burwell
6 years ago

Turned out he was allergic to soybeans and died of anaphylactic shock. That is why there are only seven dwarfs.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Tried – and found wonton.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: It’s really amazing how many people expect you to do it!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I Victoria Beckham find this product revolting/\.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

And found Tofu wanting.

Shintarou
Shintarou
6 years ago

That explains the bites that have been taken out of them …

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