Sure, I got money to speno.

Sure, I got money to speno.

posted on 7 Aug 2015 in Chinglish, Containers

milk-teddy

This is Milk Teddy’s tirce plea.

Photo courtesy of Barry Mungall.
Wallet found in Chinatown in Canada.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Sorry I’m lactose intolerant

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Hearty Tirce or medallion bear

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I’m not sure how you milk a Bling-Bling Bear.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Hmmm … Milk teddy or teddy beer?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Shall we captidn?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Milk Teddy or not to milk Teddy? It is the questidn!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I tried to milk Teddy, and a button came off in my hand.

coffeebot
6 years ago

Milk Teddy. Gaining in popularity on Sausage Hamster.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Sure, we can speno hearty tirce right after we blerg meaty thripto.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Milking beer?!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Milk Teddy? That would need bear breasts. OK, count me in!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Now, Junior, after you learn to milk Teddy I’ll show you some clever things you can do with Barbie.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

“I have nipples. Could you milk me?”

Tom41
Tom41
6 years ago

Teddy has become drunk on milk… or maybe he just needs a spell checker!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♫If you got the money honey,
I have got the time♪

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

OK. A “tirce” = 42 gallons (imp). (= X 4.54L).

If that is any help at all. 😉

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You cannot do it bear. You have to use a condiminium.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Y’know, Teddy, that silly porno moustache isn’t fooling anybody – where’s the pizza delivery guy?

RT
RT
6 years ago

alright, i’ll open the studio… but first you gotta go to queens and get breast milk from an albino bear! i only drink the finest breast milks

-dave chapelle as p.diddy

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. What do you call a Bear with a handlebar moustache?

A. Tickly tickly!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Perhaps teddy is the blue tit of happiness

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum: 42 gallons!! How much milk can a Teddy bear??

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Speno Tirce = UEO (Unidentified Engrish Object)

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Can you use Hearty Tirce in a sentence?

Judith had just removed the last of her lingerie when Rodger completely lost control and HEARTY TRICE.

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