Swirls accepted.

Swirls accepted.

posted on 1 Aug 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

group-your-feces

I call this the Soft Serve.

Photo courtesy of Nicola.
Found at the Taipei Zoo, Taiwan.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Zoo Poo Poo. A zoo run by poo-flinging monkeys.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Please use the appropriate toilet depending on what poo group you are going to drop.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Why are they talking about #2 in a #4 sign?

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Did you drop this?

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Can we rest here? I’m pooped!

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

I bought this funny sign at Groupon.
Along with a jar of Grey Poupon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

In other words, you need to get your sh!t together.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Just stack them in a neat pile

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

could this be toilet love.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Should we arrange them according to size, colour or smell?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Mandated under the Endangered Feces Act.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

OK, I’ll group my feces but my farts will continue to be free range.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Groupoo – a subsidiary of Groupon.

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

We organize them using fecial recognition software.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

The Taiwan Toilet is the only habitat in the world where the Formosan Poo Poo Monsters live. It is an endangered species that is constantly subjected to human fecal exploitation.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Easy to group them, hard to ungroup them.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Shall I group feces by poo or pee?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Approved by Winnie Zoo & Edgar Allan Poo

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

In order to correctly group your feces, please refer to the Bristol Stool Chart.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Someone’s been eating pistachios!

RT
RT
5 years ago

even the sign’s shaped like a giant swirlee

Unbee
Unbee
5 years ago

Now we know why women go to the bathroom in groups, amirite?!
– Maximum fecal aggregation efficiency!

(And to badmouth that scumsucking bitch Kate…)

TS
TS
5 years ago

Group your faeces, parsing and classifying encouraged.

szk
szk
5 years ago

Human and animal shared facilites

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

At this zoo you can see panda poop, rhinoceros poop, whooping crane poop and many other fine specimens on the endangered feces list.

Eggrish
Eggrish
5 years ago

Zopoomapoo, the famous PBS monkey, was here in disguise as Zoo Poo Poo.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

This toilet for herbivores, this toilet for carnivores (and former, i.e. fully-digested herbivores)

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If your poo looks like this, see your doctor immdiately.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

A small fee sees you into the poo exhibit.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Come on, feces!

El-Juan
El-Juan
4 years ago

Grouping the feces must be part of the fun.

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