Turtles! Tired of rough skin?

Turtles! Tired of rough skin?

posted on 15 Aug 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

tortoise-efficiacious-lotion

Photo courtesy of Bill Davis.
Menu found in Guangdong, China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! Is Wang Lao Ji fresh or alive?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Mmmm … Boiled Cola!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It puts the Tortoise’s Efficacious Lotion on its skin or else it boils the Cola again

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Computer-
Cola, Pepsi, Hot.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
A crummy commercial?
son of a bitch!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Steam eggs? Get with the 21st century, guys; we want solar powered eggs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Tortoise’s efficacious lotion- rub some on your reptile tissue today!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Hey! My Wang is Wong!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

The Ovaltine I understand, but for some of the rest I’m going to need a decoder ring.

The_YongGrand
The_YongGrand
6 years ago

“Tortoise’s Efficacious Lotion” is a direct translation of “Gui Ling Gao”. The “Gui Ling Gao” is a jelly with some herbs mixed inside. It tastes pretty good – cooling and exotic. 😀

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Stewed Papa in Milk ? Ya!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

D-R-I-N-K-M-O-R-E-L-O-T-I-O-N

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

The mug is round, the jar is round, they should call it Roundtine!

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Carapace feeling rough as alligator skin? Try soothing efficacious tortoise lotion!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Tortoise Lotion, from the makers of Turtle Wax!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Nothing like a tasty tortoise to sooth the skin. Better than boiled cola

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well wang lao ji

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Does the Ovaltine come with Benzedrine?

TS
TS
6 years ago

Finally somewhere that serves something besides stale milk!

Unbelievaburgers
Unbelievaburgers
6 years ago

Pairs well with Frog’s Stack of Playboys

Myself
6 years ago

Steam eggs are like thunder eggs, only steamier.

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