Under severance

Under severance

posted on 31 Aug 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

under-severance

Photo courtesy of Dave Kliman.
Found in Chinatown, NYC.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

They sell meat cleavers.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

— signed Severus Snape

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Must be a 7-11

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Software… check!
Underware… check!
Tupperware.. check!
Silverware… check!

We are fully ware.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

Is Wared the brother of Subway’s Jared?

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Strangely enough, they already attempted to correct it. A piece of paper can be seen pasted over the bottom…

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

I’ll pay to part

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

The counter is equipped with a guillotine?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

This Stove is under surveillance 24 hrs.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

The store is not staff as they are all under severance .

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If you can’t be wared, be lerted.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

One staff member is fired every 30 minutes.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

You guys remember Lefty? He got caught shoplifting there once.

pasdrole
pasdrole
7 years ago

Mind your limbs as you enter the store

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Be wared or not be wared
That’s the question

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Also offering free home deliverance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

… and the doors and windows are alared.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

That”s right.. If we catch you stealing, we will cut your nuts off.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Algernon. No. In Oz. 7-11 merely underpays its workers.

PeeBee
PeeBee
7 years ago

Shoplifters will face sever punishment.

Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Meet our new security manager, Jihadi John.

KirbyMario12345
KirbyMario12345
7 years ago

Always happy to sever you!

Will Pitts
7 years ago

To protect and sever.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Fortunately their pension plan is much more generous, and quickly vested.

Filboid
Filboid
7 years ago

When do I get my surveillance pay?

ccY
ccY
7 years ago

This store is under severance 24 HR officers

Brian Burwell
7 years ago

Don’t you dare try to reattach this wared out stove!

coffeebot
coffeebot
7 years ago

Hard of fearing

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
7 years ago

The turnover is awful here, but at least they give good severance pay.

NickJG814
NickJG814
7 years ago

Snape, Snape, Severance Snape.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Explains the absence of light in the store.
Customers are severed from the store 24 hours.

Airrider
Airrider
6 years ago

Thank you for shopping. YOU’RE FIRED!

Zankhana
Zankhana
6 years ago

It’s a cut price store!

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