Use the force

Use the force

posted on 12 Aug 2015 in Signs

repairing-wall

Photo courtesy of Jason Smit.
Found in Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Just be careful with that sledge Eugene.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Is because it’s freestanding

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Welcome to the plaster throwing championships.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

You have to get permission from Pink Floyd before touching “The Wall”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Because you never know where it’s been

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

OK, I will not make caption while typing

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Practice safe patching. Wrap that hammer.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

In other words, get someone else to repair the wall.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Up Against The Wall….. on second thought, don’t.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

…. or, don’t touch this wall while repairing that wall?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– B … But Officer, I swear I touched the wall before repairing the wall!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Mission Impossible.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

I’m running into a mental wall trying to figure out how to do that.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Wall down carefully

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can I touch the ceiling?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“Use the Force Luke, use the Force.”

coffeebot
6 years ago

Heisenberg’s Home Repair Service

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

We apologise for the incongruence.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

They’re used to be an app for that!

Classic Steve
6 years ago

It’s like when a dog wants you to throw a ball without taking it from his mouth.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

But you can touch it all you like when wrecking it first.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Hyacinth Bucket is probably visiting her sister Chrysanthemum.

Jewels
Jewels
6 years ago

But you can touch the “Wet paint” all you like….

Eggrish
Eggrish
6 years ago

Can I just wear gloves then?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can I intercourse the wall after repair?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

This is the tele-operated robot lab after all.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

No, Seventy2rd, that’s how it got that hole in the first place.

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Mind over matter.

The Dude
The Dude
6 years ago

Ahhh, osmosis…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Is this a trick question?

Q. How do you repair a japanese wall without touching it?

A. You use a nip and tuck process

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

And on the seventh day, the Lord created the wall, and He saw that it was good.

But it is starting to show its age…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Well! It will never get fixed by touching yourself

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Jewels. I saw a sign once.

DO NOT TOUCH THE WET PAINT

Then there was a foot square of the colour on the sign with the caption:

FEEL FREE TO TOUCH THE SAMPLE.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

CAUTION
God at work

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

You can do the job if you chew Wrigley’s P.K. gum first, or Platonian food for six months, or Dr. McCoy’s concentrated kironide injection….

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

… or pass through the Energy barrier at the edge of the galaxy.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

Use the force, Luke

Brian
Brian
6 years ago

Challenge: Accepted!

l2646134
l2646134
6 years ago

This is the first time I’m gonna try to paint a wall with a paintball gun.

ruuku
ruuku
5 years ago

telekinetic repairmen wanted

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