Condone your experience…

Condone your experience…

posted on 10 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

midsummer-meat-rhapsody

Photo courtesy of Norbert von der Heidt.
Found in Beijing Holiday Inn elevator. 

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

So Bohemian

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I’m worried about the movement

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

WARNING: Bowel movement detected. Please meat …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

But I think you could condone your own translation because of the overflowing miss steaks

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

For a good experience of meat, do a Meat Rhapsody

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

@algemon: more like a Hungrian Rhapsody.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

That’s what served at the wedding scene in the Midsummer Night Dream.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

My meat experience is definitely lacking.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Can I have my chops before they climax?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Florence Restaurant can experience my meat anytime she wants.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

There’s nuttin like mutton.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

In any dealings with Florence Restaurant it’s a good idea to use a condone.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

I know I have no taste, so I’m already not condoning it…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I condone only when I try to fu.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

I’m only interested in the “Free Flow Local Beer” if I know where it’s flowing from.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Oh, I get it, it’s a restaurant and a brothel.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Come here my delicate mutton chop, and prepare to experience meat rhapsody!

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

I’ve always enjoyed the climax of the movement…

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

I don’t know which has more errors – the English or the music theory.

Jim
Jim
5 years ago

I realize staying in a Holiday Inn should make me feel smarter, but this sign brought me right back down to “dumb.”

The Dude
The Dude
5 years ago

So the salad is foreplay and the meat is climax.

l2646134
l2646134
5 years ago

My resultant bowel movements were an unforgettable experience.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

@l2646134: You had a case of bad food poisoning.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Excuse me, I have to go have a gorgeous movement, then recollect my coda…

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
5 years ago

Is this the meal life? Is it just Florence?

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

To make sure the Meat Rhapsody is properly cooked, we use a Freddy Mercury thermometer.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

♪ ♫ You can get anything you want
At Florence’s Restaurant. ♪ ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Mmmm … Midsummer meat without coat, flesh and worm!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Ach! ‘Tis der heidt of gut taste.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@timmy. Yes. You see if it’s edible, before seeing if it’s f—able

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Is the rhapsody a coda, or is it part of the main opus?

Tom41
Tom41
5 years ago

If my meat started writing classical music, I’d see a shrink…

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Attain your highest state — poophoria.

Mark
Mark
5 years ago

”Florence restaurant. now also stocking Mills and Boon books”

szk
szk
5 years ago

So…with happy ending I guess

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

@Tom41: You haven’t heard of Rachmaninoff of Lamb, or Chicken Khachaturian?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Uh…this food is a little too exciting for me. I’m going to McDonald’s.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Damn! Florence Restaurant in Beijing? I was headed for Beijing Restaurant in Florence.

Myself
4 years ago

@sirpaulfan: Damn GPS.

Myself
4 years ago

The music theory is screwed up. Dessert wouldn’t be a “recollection of the coda”, it IS the coda. The coda is the final movement. The prelude would come first, not second to last. I expected better of you, Florence!

Myself
4 years ago

Florence + the Machine meats Cibo Matto.

Myself
4 years ago

A midsummer night’s dream…about meat.

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