I count $17 worth of pine nuts…

I count $17 worth of pine nuts…

posted on 18 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

cup-of-money-of-handleness

Another handleless cup of coffee?

Photo courtesy of Pat Richards.
Menu found in China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

There’s something fishy about these nuts

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Handleless cup of money can slip, carefully fall on the flour and go nuts

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Must be hidden under the fish

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’m confused does the fish contain traces of nuts

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Try to steal my cup of money, and pine nuts, and you’ll pull back a stump.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Best served with a handleless cup of money of water (aka evian)

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Surrealism’s just not my cup of fur.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

Traditional Chinese cups of tea don’t have handles. That is why when they are held, you are supposed to hold your pinkie finger away from the cup, so it doesn’t get burned too. Yes, for real.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Pine bolts are sold separately

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

So- money DOES grow on trees!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Psst, buddy… can you spare some coffee for a cup of money?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The pine nut with the money has been mugged.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

No pine nut. I want bitcoins. Thanks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

A pine nut with a cup of money is living in wonton luxury.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

I prefer a larger cup size, thanks.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Coming soon to SyFy: Return of the Revenge of the Son of Fish’s Rice of Handleless Cup of Money of Pine Nut.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I see it is not only the pine that is nuts.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Long Tom So! When all the rest of your fingers have second degree burns, what can one do with an unburned pinkie?

Except scratch one’s bum, that is.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Thanks for the compliment. Not everyone tells me I have fine nuts.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

I haven’t gotten far enough in calculus to translate this….

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