Is my costume polite?

Is my costume polite?

posted on 17 Sep 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

visting-the-relics

What kind of park prohibits explosions?

Photo courtesy of Casper Johansen.
Taken in Hue, Vietnam.

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Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Heri age – I had that once.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

This is actually from outside the door of my mother-in-law’s house.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! I’ll be here all week! Please tip your waitress!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Dynamite? No, that’s just some C4 in my pocket. And I am happy to see you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I have to ask- how does one poison a relic?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well I bet ISIS will take no notice of the dynamite

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I have a ticket for convenience.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

I am a relic hunter, the rules don’t apply to me.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Luckily I never hunt birds or animals; only snacks and beer.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

These instructions make me believe the relics are constructed from firelighter tablets, surrounded by pools of gasoline.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

So they’ll let you in with dynamite OR a weapon OR poison, but not sunglasses.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Just bring in the Semtex and everything will be all right.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

The sun-glasses and veil do not exist, they are a myth.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

If you can pluck trees you don’t need no stinking dynamite.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

What happened if you buy a ticket and hold it in your nostril or under armpit, ignore and disobey all rules, make an unclear explosion, scream while wearing silly costumes in solemn places, make porn videos and photos, smoke and pluck pine-tree forests, lie, sit and draw on relics and artifacts while staying in the vehicles all time, wearing sunglasses?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

After a recent spate of Supervillains terrorizing the place,
we have put up new rules to discourage them from entering.

We welcome Superheroes with their polite costumes.

We have mixed feelings about Superman though,
undies on outside not polite – but he always takes glasses veil off
before he come in…

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Napoleon, you have to wait outside.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“What is the Law?”
“Not to smoke in palaces!”
“Are we not men?”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

After taking care of all those regulations, who has the energy to see relics?

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

Damn, looks like i will have to leave the C4 in the hotel room whilst visiting the old folks

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

AWW! Can’t one even sit on the phallic symbols?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I tried plucking a tree once.

Them splinters really smart.

coffeebot
6 years ago

…so I’m standing there in costume with poison and dynamite, plucking trees, and this guy lifts my veil! Racist!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If they don’t let in the lady with the dynamite she will tear-er-wrists.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I’m Harry. T. Age., and I approve of this sign.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I bought the ticket, then held “it” in my hand.

I got arrested.

I respectfully request a refund.

Nic
Nic
6 years ago

So… Smoking is prohibited in the inflammable places but I can smoke all I want in the FLAMMABLE places. Got it.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

My dad was in Hue, during the war. It’s the old Imperial capitol of Vietnam, and had, I believe, many relics of that era. I believe a lot of them were destroyed during the Tet offensive.

Sad…but good to see Vietnam back on its (independent) feet.

(sorry for the downer attitude)

Classic Steve
6 years ago

The pellet with the poison’s in the chalice from the palace….

Ann
Ann
6 years ago

So… No nuns allowed.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

The Caitlin Jenner costume does offend some transsexuals.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Do not sit or draw on the Hand of Vecna in the display case next to the Mighty Servant of Luke-O..

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Damn, I’m wearing the impolite costume today! Back to the hotel with me. Sigh.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@jjhitt.
Dura lex sed lex.

Rob
Rob
6 years ago

Here, you take the poison.
You take the weapon.
I got the dynamite.

Cool. We’re set.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

How much time off of pergutory do I get for following the rules when visiting the relics? Don’t I have to take them home with me for it to work?

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