Learn to detach.

Learn to detach.

posted on 6 Sep 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

disconnected-automatically

Go to your happy place.

Photo courtesy of Lanka from Moscow, Russia.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I’m not sure what starting water with a button push has to do with automatically disconnecting from the internet.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

My arms fell off must be the water

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Why where is it going

coffeebot
6 years ago

Release the Water!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Server error 40004, user will be terminated automatically.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

In Soviet Russia, water disconnects you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Ladies and gentlemen, please start your water.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I always feel disconnected when Calgon takes me away.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Now I know what my wife has been drinking.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It becomes disconnected automatically or else it starts the water or else it gets the hose again

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

At last. A more efficient method of childbirth.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If it is a french toilet, the jet of icy-cold water up your bum, will certainly give you lift off.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

@Marum: If it is a Japanese toilet, a katana up your bum will certainly give you lift off.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

The apostrophe’s a nice touch…uhhhh…what was I saying?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Signs in Russian, make me disoriented automatically.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

When I was a kid in the 80’s, I worried that Russia would push the button that would make disconnect everything automatically. 🙁

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Calgon contains ketamine? 🙂

The Dude
The Dude
6 years ago

Oh good, you dont have to use a key to start the water anymore

Woodypaws
Woodypaws
6 years ago

Another of Putin’s crazy schemes… The Russian says : ‘Do not push button, Yankie trap.’

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

The most expensive way to hang up on a phone call (assuming they mean that you should place your phone under the faucet before starting the water)

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

@ algernon: “My arms fell off must be the water”

No, no, NO! This is Moscow, not Chernobyl.

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