Only cavorting permitted…

Only cavorting permitted…

posted on 13 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

frolic-on-the-car

Photo courtesy of Hilary Elchelberger.
Found in Xi’an, China.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

But you can frolic inside

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

So the battery goes where

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Michael Jackson frolicked on [top of] the car at his trial. The judge got mad at him. Remember that in the news?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Dying out of the car is strictly prohibited and will be punished.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

I got as far a “Long Men Grottoes” and realized this isn’t the ride for me.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

And that’s why I wouldn’t buy a Prius.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Any body inside?
– No body!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I keep my articles in my head and my body on the sofa.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

Capering and gamboling permitted under some circumstances.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

No frolicking! Unless your licking my fro.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Obey the sign or this ride could be a real pain in the articles.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

So which is the car with the ticket?

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

You’d better be careful when hanging them out of the car; you need your articles in order to frolic.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

5, Take car of your care

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Let’s steadily!

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

I ain’t got no body… so how can I sit down at all?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

When Longman stick his article into the Grottoes, frolic will start and people will not sit steadily on the car.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I once read a book where a couple went for a “frolic” in the woods. Nine months later she had a baby.

I can understand why “frolicking” in the cars, is frowned upon.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Are battery cars similar to battery hens?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

CAUTION
Frolicking on the bonnet of your car, may cause the plastic grill breakage to.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Electric cars? So what!
The Japanese have invented electric/electronic girls.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Apparently, they can vibrate, contract at the rate of a couple of times a second, and squeal at the right moments, plus a few other skills.

At least we now have androids, who don’t dream of electronic sheep.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

Gamboling allowed only in properly licensed venues.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

So, can my out-of-body experience stay in the car if I don’t frolic? Or will I get battered…and fried?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Is a “battery” car similar to an assault vehicle?

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

One by one…wait a minute, that’s not what the old guy with the beard said.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

So, we have to keep our body IN the car whilst being ON the car….

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Not for small children to ride upon we presume.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

No frolic on Tesla.

The Other F
The Other F
5 years ago

Frolic in the car (drive it recklessly), crash it, have an out-of-body experience, and meet the Black Guardian.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Goddamn hippies, always frolicking

Rob
Rob
5 years ago

I’ll frolic anywhere I damn well please!

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