Only cavorting permitted…

Only cavorting permitted…

posted on 13 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

frolic-on-the-car

Photo courtesy of Hilary Elchelberger.
Found in Xi’an, China.

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algernon
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algernon

But you can frolic inside

algernon
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algernon

So the battery goes where

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Michael Jackson frolicked on [top of] the car at his trial. The judge got mad at him. Remember that in the news?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Dying out of the car is strictly prohibited and will be punished.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I got as far a “Long Men Grottoes” and realized this isn’t the ride for me.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

And that’s why I wouldn’t buy a Prius.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Any body inside?
– No body!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I keep my articles in my head and my body on the sofa.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

Capering and gamboling permitted under some circumstances.

timmy
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timmy

No frolicking! Unless your licking my fro.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Obey the sign or this ride could be a real pain in the articles.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

So which is the car with the ticket?

J-Luke
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J-Luke

You’d better be careful when hanging them out of the car; you need your articles in order to frolic.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

5, Take car of your care

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Let’s steadily!

Lora
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Lora

I ain’t got no body… so how can I sit down at all?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

When Longman stick his article into the Grottoes, frolic will start and people will not sit steadily on the car.

Marum
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Marum

I once read a book where a couple went for a “frolic” in the woods. Nine months later she had a baby.

I can understand why “frolicking” in the cars, is frowned upon.

Marum
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Marum

Are battery cars similar to battery hens?

Marum
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Marum

CAUTION
Frolicking on the bonnet of your car, may cause the plastic grill breakage to.

Marum
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Marum

Electric cars? So what!
The Japanese have invented electric/electronic girls.

Marum
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Marum

Apparently, they can vibrate, contract at the rate of a couple of times a second, and squeal at the right moments, plus a few other skills.

At least we now have androids, who don’t dream of electronic sheep.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Gamboling allowed only in properly licensed venues.

Filboid
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Filboid

So, can my out-of-body experience stay in the car if I don’t frolic? Or will I get battered…and fried?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Is a “battery” car similar to an assault vehicle?

Filboid
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Filboid

One by one…wait a minute, that’s not what the old guy with the beard said.

iLock
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iLock

So, we have to keep our body IN the car whilst being ON the car….

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Not for small children to ride upon we presume.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

No frolic on Tesla.

The Other F
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The Other F

Frolic in the car (drive it recklessly), crash it, have an out-of-body experience, and meet the Black Guardian.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Goddamn hippies, always frolicking

Rob
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Rob

I’ll frolic anywhere I damn well please!

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