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posted on 22 Sep 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

corrosive-children

Keep away from children…for your own safety.

Photo courtesy of Gráinne Nielsen.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I think I wood keep away from toxic or corrosive children.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

This product is a registered sex offender because it has a “keep away from children” warning.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

I guess I can’t use it on my kids then.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

worst Halloween mask ever.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

This item is possibly on sale…possibly

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

This would contain latex, but today it’s full of live bees.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Oh, it WOULD, would it???

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

The warning is too vague. I need to know what pH value my children are allowed to have.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

“Ideal for”
And then they give all kinds of reasons not to use the product.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Whatever this is, it seems to be made of would.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Corrosive children? They must be acidblings.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I think I must have been a corrosive child. I had a friend called Rusty.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

So you use it for keeping away from children

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Ideal for not much by the looks

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I know children might be irritant, destructive, sarcastic, but … umm, corrosive?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

WARNING: Keep children away from children

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

It would may be translated perhaps by any chance more suitable.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

The warning would make sense if these are condoms.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Must be rubber gloves or really terrible party balloons.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Corrosive Children – The latest DC Comics villain.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Like forbidding giving water to Gremlins, giving latex rubber to children after midnight will produce more corrosive children.

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

Medical, irritant, toxic, corrosive… In other words, don’t use it when changing the baby’s diaper.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

OK, I give up…
Ideal for what?

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Toxic, corrosive children… this must have come from Monsters Inc.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

This would contain natural rubber latex, but the f—–g storeman forgot to order it in.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I would have thought, not using would cause children.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

J-Luke. Ideal for: For perusing the Kama Sutra, perhaps?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I guess if you bought a latex rubber girlie doll, it would cause your wife to have some sort of reaction. Allergic or not.

Tom41
Tom41
5 years ago

Irritant, toxic, or corrosive children? I wouldn’t consider that minimal risk…

RT
RT
5 years ago

If you prefer a product that allows maximal risk, please try our line of unstable but portable nuclear reactors

Brian Burwell
5 years ago

So in other words, don’t use with children?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Toxic, corrosive, whatever….it’s the MEDICAL children I worry about! Give a 3 year old a scalpel and who knows WHAT would happen!

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

I told you I hate children with a passion.
Not without sound reasons.

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