There’s a whole lotta elbow shakin’ goin’ on…

There’s a whole lotta elbow shakin’ goin’ on…

posted on 15 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

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This is a no bawdry zone, wench.

Photo courtesy of Adrian Whittleworth.
Found in Jiaxing, Zhejian Province, China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Psst, buddy, wanna buy some arsenic?

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Got a loose woman? Hand me that wench.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

I wish I enjoy my stay with you too, but now that I know that I can’t cuss, have any hookers or cocaine, or do the funky chicken, I doubt that I will.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

warm from the policemen …. wench

I think I’ll freak out

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

If you bawdry and wench, the Police will ParkInYourBackYark Hotel with warm form.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

To register, I need to be an actual visiting guest, registered by own valid passport and fill a warm form policeman without as shaking the elbows, as freaking out andselling poison? No, thanx.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I’ll be care with the spiders and snakes

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Such nice people

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Deer Hotels , [87] Police No. 36,

My friends welcome to me! thank you very kind, please but my warm form afraid to police catch me, you wish me feel bad to stay with you us. so,

I don ‘t give my corporation!

*shakes elbows in a freak-out way*

[13] Guests who No. 2 the reception corner

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Warm? Not being allowed to freak out while doing the funky chicken and selling cyanide capsules is just plain cold, man.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Hunter S. Thompson must have stayed there once.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I’m sure all guests are beregistered, befuddled and bewildered.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

According to rule No.36, guests must not rule 34.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Stalkers are welcome; they know how to do the follow things.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Can I play my Long John Bawdry CDs?

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

@DnT
Bewenched, bawdry and beregistered?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I guess Taipans are not welcome then?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If one can’t wench, is masturbation approved?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@jjhitt. I don’t like loose women. I prefer them the tight.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

So! If I register with someone else’s valid passport. I can wench all night, do freaky dancing, and drink as much poison as I feel like. Then the police will give them the warm form, and not me?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I have a slight feeling it should be called ScotlandYard Hotel …

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

@Marum : What you do with yourself is your business. Just watch it with the elbows.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@WorrierPrincess: Your Hart is in the right place. 😉

Bill Posters
Bill Posters
5 years ago

What the ActualGuest?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Marum | 9:25 am: The problem with loose women is that somebody has been screwing them the wrong way.

JimS
JimS
5 years ago

I don’t think #5 was written by the same person that wrote #1 thru #4. Just a guess.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

No wonder there’s a war on cops! They’re soooo picky!

The Dude
The Dude
5 years ago

Warm form the policman, cold press your olive oil, there’s just too many rules…

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

I beregistered my dog once, but he still ran away.

Rob
Rob
4 years ago

Another example why law enforcement shouldn’t drink and write public notices.

kioku
kioku
4 years ago

ParkYard doesn’t sound like a hotel, but a large concrete lot..

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