What did I say about doing other?

What did I say about doing other?

posted on 28 Sep 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

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We reserve the right to asseverate.

Photo courtesy of Holly Stockham.
Found in guesthouse in Laos.

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Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

If it’s a democracy, do we get to vote on the principles of the guest house?

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

That was a lao-sy job at translation.

DrLex
Guest
DrLex

So if someone forbids something, they win a thing? The writer of this sign must have won the jackpot.

Big Fat Cat
Guest
Big Fat Cat

Written and approved by Principal of The Guest House.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

peole is either a step above or below a peon.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

Remember the Golden Rule: Do not do others as you would win thing.

algernon
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algernon

I like doing things

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

Where are the usual rules against whoring, drugs, explosives and The Dangerous Thing?

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Do not doing others, but doing yourself is OK?

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Somebody in the guest house is running a protection racket.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

If you take out guest house, please bring it home before 11pm. And no doing others!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

And if people don’t obey the principles, we knock the P out of them!

Chris
Guest
Chris

No doing others? Why do you think I got a room in the first place?

Marum
Guest
Marum

Charges more than 50 times the volume?

They must be using acetone peroxide in their bombs.

Marum
Guest
Marum

If “doing others” is prohibited; Where are their future customers coming from?

Marum
Guest
Marum

It is a good idea to stay in the guest house, and not walk in the bush.
The yanks mined the f— out of the country. Remember!

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

I don’t understand no thing only.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

ROFLAOS

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Don’t do others, they don’t know where you’ve been

Marum
Guest
Marum

@72rd Is it Ok if I was them well and use a quandong?

Marum
Guest
Marum

Actually. That is a great idea..
One could eat Quandong Pie all night.

Marum
Guest
Marum

Recipe. Take one Laotian lady. Stuff her —- full of quandongs, add honey, and ice-cream to taste. Enjoy! 😈

Biff the Understudy
Guest

Asseverate! Reducto! Expelliarmus!

Marum
Guest
Marum

@BtU. Affirmed.

Filboid
Guest
Filboid

50 time volume asservate! That highway lobbery!

Tom41
Guest
Tom41

How do you win thing if you’re not allowed to play gamble?

sirpaulfan
Guest
sirpaulfan

“do not play gamble or doing others.” But I LIKE to do others!

sirpaulfan
Guest
sirpaulfan

(with their consent, of course)

The Dude
Guest
The Dude

Article 3/ Hand Wash only Hang to Dry.

Tom P.
Guest
Tom P.

Asian Cartman: “Asseverate my auth-or-i-tay!”

Filboid
Guest
Filboid

Gorden Lule: Do not doing others as you would not them doing you.

El-Juan
Guest
El-Juan

Remember, probation will be done at check out. So you won’t be able to snatch anything from the guest house, no matter how well you think you can hide it.

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