We reserve the right to asseverate.
Photo courtesy of Holly Stockham.
Found in guesthouse in Laos.
If it’s a democracy, do we get to vote on the principles of the guest house?
That was a lao-sy job at translation.
So if someone forbids something, they win a thing? The writer of this sign must have won the jackpot.
Written and approved by Principal of The Guest House.
peole is either a step above or below a peon.
Remember the Golden Rule: Do not do others as you would win thing.
I like doing things
Where are the usual rules against whoring, drugs, explosives and The Dangerous Thing?
Do not doing others, but doing yourself is OK?
Somebody in the guest house is running a protection racket.
If you take out guest house, please bring it home before 11pm. And no doing others!
And if people don’t obey the principles, we knock the P out of them!
No doing others? Why do you think I got a room in the first place?
Charges more than 50 times the volume?
They must be using acetone peroxide in their bombs.
If “doing others” is prohibited; Where are their future customers coming from?
It is a good idea to stay in the guest house, and not walk in the bush.
The yanks mined the f— out of the country. Remember!
I don’t understand no thing only.
Don’t do others, they don’t know where you’ve been
@72rd Is it Ok if I was them well and use a quandong?
Actually. That is a great idea..
One could eat Quandong Pie all night.
Recipe. Take one Laotian lady. Stuff her —- full of quandongs, add honey, and ice-cream to taste. Enjoy! 😈
Asseverate! Reducto! Expelliarmus!
50 time volume asservate! That highway lobbery!
How do you win thing if you’re not allowed to play gamble?
“do not play gamble or doing others.” But I LIKE to do others!
(with their consent, of course)
Article 3/ Hand Wash only Hang to Dry.
Asian Cartman: “Asseverate my auth-or-i-tay!”
Gorden Lule: Do not doing others as you would not them doing you.
Remember, probation will be done at check out. So you won’t be able to snatch anything from the guest house, no matter how well you think you can hide it.