Because cleanliness is next to…reality

Because cleanliness is next to…reality

posted on 29 Oct 2015 in Household Items

cleaning-king

That dirt is just a dream…

Photo courtesy of U.U.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Brings a sparkle and a smile, really

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Must be a pot

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Are you talking about
– Recycling my life
– Or

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

God Clean the King

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

The Lord of the Clean: The Returning of the Cleaning King

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Who stole the reality of my life? I would like it returning please.

Ben
Ben
4 years ago

Specially designed to scour LSD from your system.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

Now I have to go back and face stupid reality again.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

@Huu Yuu: The Lord of the Rinse: The Two Towels precedes The Returning of the Cleaning King

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Oh man that HURT!
Now to clean the other eye….

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

To clean the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable froth
To scrape with unbearable sorrow
To rinse where the brave dare not go

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

“If you think you understand cleaning, you don’t understand cleaning.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Aaargh! Things just got real! Gimme back my dirt!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If reality comes in 6 pieces there’s still the chance to assemble it to suit yourself.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Reality, my eye!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

♪ ♫
I clean along a thin life darling
Dark smudges follow me
Here’s where life’s dream lies disinfected
The return of reality. ♪ ♫

DECMATH
DECMATH
4 years ago

(6pcs? Ack!) For use when you need to supplement brain bleach with elbow grease.

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Yea, back to the kitchen Cosette.

coffeebot
4 years ago

Gets you existentially clean!

Kioku
Kioku
4 years ago

Being a messy grad student having a sparkling clean apartment is sething that would only happen in fantasy.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
4 years ago

[ ͡ə ͜ʖ ͡e]

RT
RT
4 years ago

Eye don’t get it

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Eye, eye, Cap’n

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The Cleaning King, polished off 12 concubines in one night.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

♫Clean, clean, wherever you may be,
For I am the Lord of the clean said he♪

Tom P
Tom P
4 years ago

The Betty Ford Clinic is pleased to announce that the Cleaning King corporation will take over operations effective immediately.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

♫God clean the King.
God clean the King.
Send him infectuous,
Crappy and verminous,
Lo-ong to cough over us,
God clean the King!

zankhana
zankhana
4 years ago

For the grime of the century!

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