For dryage.

For dryage.

posted on 11 Oct 2015 in Toiletries

Moistage

Got wrinklage?

Photo courtesy of Sarah B.
Lotion from Japan. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

You put the lotion on the skin or else you get the Moistage again

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

What the moist age before or after the ice age?

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

Excuse me, do you know where my Wife and I can find the not-so-moist age?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

It stimulates wet dreams

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

So where is it moistage

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Smells like fish

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

For dampaged skin.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Moi? It’s just a stage I’m going through.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I moistly use it in a combination with Channel No. 2

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Make way! For the Lithographic man from the Plasticine age.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It is also a good upper-cylinder lubricant for turbocharged petrol engines.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I get the Engrish. It’s Moustache lotion.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Kanebo is produced by Citizen Kane.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

@Marum: it’s carpet cleaner.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

The makes me wet.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The Kanebo management wishes to dispel the rumour that on of our employees has a male part in excess of 12″. As a result of the chiacking he has received from the female staff, he saw our CMO, and provided proof that this is not so. Our CMO in his professional capacity, and from his own observations, assures me that this is not the case. I have also had to field several calls from the gentleman’s wife, complaining bitterly that this is not true, also. In future when rumours start up, we would advise our female staff to apply some… Read more »

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
4 years ago

Sorry. I left some moistage on your sheets.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
4 years ago

Is that $1? It’s a long way to ship moistage for a dollar.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
4 years ago

“Moistage! Moistage!” croaked the Saharan caravaner as he crawled towards the mirage.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

Must have gotten it from Luke Skywalkers’ aunt & uncles’ moisture farm.

Albert
Albert
4 years ago

Lotion for the hostage.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
4 years ago

I Moistage you a question. How does one lotion his essence?

nightslash3535
4 years ago

The ‘Moistage’ part is actually intentional since it’s the name of the product, if you read the kana below it says モイステージュ (moistēju) which is a Japanese approximation of Moistage.

Wm Jas
4 years ago

Moisture is the essence of wetness…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXsKHjX3Y6g

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

For dry Footage

Steve
Steve
4 years ago

Combats heavy grippage.

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