I’d like to make a deposit…

Damn flush machines

Transaction No. 2 successful. Flush again? y/n

Quickly and firmly

One kebab or two

Overdraft = diarrhea.

This too shall pass.

Ahh…. so THAT is what “do the needful” means!

So, if it turns out I didn’t need to go after all, I still have to flush?

Is flushing one of the withdrawal symptoms?

Well, I am flush with cash now.

I just shished a kafta.

*Looked down at what I “withdrew” after I got up this morning*
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“I definitely didn’t need that.”

Shouldnt it be a deposit?

I was kicked out of the bank after trying to withdraw from the ATM.

crappy atm lacks autoflush

Must have been a royal flush.

My need just withdrew back into my body.

Don’t get your desideratum wet.

The elite bank lavatory – Now you can wipe with notes

If it is a squat toilet and your aim is not right – blush might be more appropriate.

@ilock. But them plastic banknotes we use here, are too slippery.

I thought “Flushing” was a town in Yemen.

@jjhitt. No. This is the “necessary”. After the “needful” a quick wipe, and you are as good as new.

Oooohhh…….. I have a “withdrawal of the need” alright!