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More swimming, less sleeping.

Photo courtesy of Alix Schweitzer.
Found at hotel in Jordan.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

My dog is an aperson, but not with children.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I hate it when people make up foany accidents, or foamy accidents.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I’m glad rule 13 prevents people from sleeping with the fishies. Take that gangsters!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Also rule 11 prevents electrocution while people are swimming.

I would say that I am relieved, but that is probably not allowed either.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So that’s the big pond right

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I prefer to use my cloths for wearing

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

So no high jump, but is it OK to swim in the culpable?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Quips hand? Number 6 seems unfair to any deaf person with a sense of humour.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

A pond that has doors in its door certainly needs help.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Are you maangement or managemt? Something definitely looks foany here.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I wouldn’t take children into your musty facilities.

Sirpaulfan
Sirpaulfan
6 years ago

2. A persons must be accompanied by a child under 14. Persons: you’re on your own.

4. The tragic greed of the 1%.

5. We know you’re irresponsible but what’s the deal with the foamy accident?

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I still don’t see why I have to clean my feet before swimming in a pond.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“It’s a Sicilian message. Luca Brasi is breaking Rule 13.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I don’t know aperson under the age of 14 with children.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Hey kid! I’m a pond. Help pond.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I feel my personal purposes suddenly declining…

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like doors….

coffeebot
6 years ago

try high jump in kiddie pool

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

‘Scuse me. Must facilities.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I can never sleep in the pond. I keep having wet-dreams

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

No quips? It must be a humorless establishment.

Mr Lister
Mr Lister
6 years ago

#9 Other than for swimming, don’t use clothes. And I don’t know what #1 means, especially since according to #4, “less” means loss.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This, will upset the flogs.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Sleeping in the lake? Luxury! We had to sleep in a cesspool. And we went to bed at 6 a.m., getting up three hours earlier so we could walk six miles through a lava flow to the coal mine, where we worked 27 hours a day. Dad would cut us in half with a butter knife when we got home. If we were very good, we got a lump of coal to eat. Kids today have got it easy. But just try to tell them that.

Albert
Albert
6 years ago

Drop clothes when not swimming: nude people not allowed in pool but yes outside.
Maangement will help if you have problem with you maan parts.
Pond will help Dr.Who exclusivity. (This will be understood only by Whoians)

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Maanagement: “I’m not going to work today maan
and I don’t have to because I’m maanagement”

Managemt: “Are you pondering what I’m pondering? …sick day!

Pond worker 1: “Maanagement’s not here maaam…”
Pond worker 2: “Maan, we’re so busy with these complaints”
Pond worker 1: “Just tell them to take it up with managemt instead”

Kioku
Kioku
6 years ago

Im from the village of older 5 jd and older 3 jd. Does that mean that I don’t get fees or that I get fees for over14 years?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Fact. The pool closes before it actually opens.
Assuming. At the speed of light, time stands still.
Therefore. All swimming has to be done at a velocity greater than the speed of light, to enable time to go backwards.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Ah! JD = Jordanian Dinar. At least on rule is now queer.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

OK. 1JD = $1.97 AUD.
Thus: It cost $10.00 Aust to go for a swim.
WHAT, do they out in the water.

The Dude
The Dude
6 years ago

13 Rules for less than 5 foot pond, what’d they do for olympic size pool?

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