Just throw that trash in the basement.

Just throw that trash in the basement.

posted on 8 Oct 2015 in Instructions

kanazawa_toilet

Now you’ve made the toilet worried…

Photo courtesy of Linus Knutsson.
Restroom found in restaurant in Japan.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’d scatter them elsewhere

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

But is it really the papers fault

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

A toilet in my stool? That would be clogged up and troubled very much.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I have a dirty cellar, does that count?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

The next evolution in smart Japanese toilets: the sentient toilet.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

No need to be precise. Tossing your trash in the general direction of the trashcan is good enough.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Double, double, toilet trouble.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I will lay me down,
Like a bridge over troubled waters.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Also thanking you in behind.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

That’s OK, I get troubled when I get clogged up, too.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

“Please throw away the other things toward a trash box or dirt cellar….”

Uhhh…what…other things, exactly?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This toilet needs more fibre.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

@droll not troll: “double, double, toilet trouble”

OK, enough of those references to the play that shall not be named! Y’all don’t make me come up there and tell you good luck & whistle on your stage.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

That’s a Japanese Zen Toilet.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

When the toilet is happy, everybody is happy.
When the toilet is unhappy, nobody is happy.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Don’t anthropomorphize your toilet. They don’t like it.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Don’t need no toilet stool. I just sits on the porcelain seat provided.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Japanese Toilets are weird.
Instead of having a little bit of water in the bottom like ours, they are almost full to the top.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

“And unto this, Conan, destined to sit the troubled toilet of Aquilonia upon a jeweled fanny.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

In days of old when Knights were bold,
And lavatories weren’t invented,
The dropped their loads In the middle of the roads,
And went away contented.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

When the blind mullet swim in the palace moat,
It is then that the Emperor summons the plumber.

RT
RT
6 years ago

Let’s free throw practice! I am japanese shaquille o neal!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

No no! Tojo! You’re not supposed to pull THAT to flush the toilet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@sirpaulfan: OK, just as long as I’m not bard from the site. 😛

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

I’m pretty troubled by my clogged stool. Thanks for the empathy.

Albert
Albert
6 years ago

I fully understand you, toilet, you have a shi**y job.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 years ago

Some potty needs a HUG!!!!!

Myself
5 years ago

Exactly what kind of stool is it?

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