No. Smiling’s private.

ewwwwwww, NO!

“Hump on smile” is the slogan for the oral sex section of the Suck Ho Building.

Or perhaps something that goe bonk in the night

No I can’t remember either

You can only perform that if you are wearing dentures.

F*ck that for a joke!

Don’t look now but there’s a camel on your lip.

Sometimes you just have to grin and bear it.

Works for me.

I’ve seen the sketch. Don’t ask for details.

If it means the vertical smile, no problem!

No Fido, my smile is not affirmative consent!

With my wife, it’s usually hump on frown.

death by snu snu?

Say cheese!

No, the eyebrows were bushier…and the nose was bigger. Yeah! That’s him! Oh, and he smiled a lot.

Mustapha Camel.

Hey Yussuf! If we only have camels to have sex with, why are we running?
Ah Effendi. If you don’t get there first, you only get the ugly ones. 🙄

I can assure you, she was not smiling.
She was only showing her teeth.

@timmy. Scene 1 Act 1 : I was renovating the bedroom on my holidays. During our lovemaking: (I was trying really hard, to do the very best I could) Wife: “You know I think the ceiling would look better blue.” Me: ‘Excuse me! One of us is trying to have a f— here!’ After that, I took up a hobby instead, and spent much more time at work. At least I got thanks, plus a bonus for that. Moral of the story? Don’t marry Australian women? Don’t show too much enthusiasm for making love to your wife? All of the… Read more »

Line of moustache ride begins here

I don’t need to know the details to know that that is sketchy…