No. Smiling’s private.

No. Smiling’s private.

posted on 25 Oct 2015 in Clothing

humponsmile

You’ve got a pretty mouth.

Photo courtesy of John W.
T-shirt from Japan. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

ewwwwwww, NO!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

“Hump on smile” is the slogan for the oral sex section of the Suck Ho Building.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Or perhaps something that goe bonk in the night

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

No I can’t remember either

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

You can only perform that if you are wearing dentures.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

F*ck that for a joke!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t look now but there’s a camel on your lip.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sometimes you just have to grin and bear it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Works for me.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I’ve seen the sketch. Don’t ask for details.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If it means the vertical smile, no problem!

Eggrish
Eggrish
6 years ago

No Fido, my smile is not affirmative consent!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

With my wife, it’s usually hump on frown.

RT
RT
6 years ago

death by snu snu?

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Say cheese!

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

No, the eyebrows were bushier…and the nose was bigger. Yeah! That’s him! Oh, and he smiled a lot.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Mustapha Camel.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hey Yussuf! If we only have camels to have sex with, why are we running?
Ah Effendi. If you don’t get there first, you only get the ugly ones. 🙄

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I can assure you, she was not smiling.
She was only showing her teeth.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@timmy. Scene 1 Act 1 : I was renovating the bedroom on my holidays. During our lovemaking: (I was trying really hard, to do the very best I could) Wife: “You know I think the ceiling would look better blue.” Me: ‘Excuse me! One of us is trying to have a f— here!’ After that, I took up a hobby instead, and spent much more time at work. At least I got thanks, plus a bonus for that. Moral of the story? Don’t marry Australian women? Don’t show too much enthusiasm for making love to your wife? All of the… Read more »

brob
brob
6 years ago

Line of moustache ride begins here

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I don’t need to know the details to know that that is sketchy…

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