This can used!

This can used!

posted on 3 Oct 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

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Body on the terrace or we don’t have a live deal…

Photo courtesy Vincent.
Instructions for oil container found in China.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

You put the oil on the skin or else you get a body on the terrace again.
— The mafia

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Goes well with carpet

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I’ll anticipate the oil can oe was it the sauce.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

“Pour the hour of oil” … That is one huge bottle to hold that much!

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Are we sure this isn’t a sex toy?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Can oil of can, really?

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Personal Status: Screwed Open

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Is it really necessary to put a body on the terrace to screw it tight?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

An hour of oil is way too much. You only need minute quantities.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

If you try to open it, you make it opened.
If you try to translate it, you make it can’t.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If you don’t eat your liquid, how can you drink any figs?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I faced a direction and tilted to one side but the instructions didn’t make any more sense.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The body on the terrace is nothing to do with me, officer. He tried to screw someone in the oil business.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

These are some rather saucy instructions.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Part of sex education cirriculum in China.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Error opening: Personal status cannot be identified.

coffeebot
coffeebot
4 years ago

The hour of oil is upon us!

Tom41
Tom41
4 years ago

How do you eat a liquid? Surely that should be drink? And I don’t want to think about how much oil you’d use up in an hour…

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

OK. Sounds clear. But what has killing your landlord, got to do with topping up your car’s oil?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

OK. I tilted the container, but the oil ran on the bed. Am I supposed to invert my lover first?
She also resent the inference, that she just lies there like a corpse.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I see! The complex’s bylaws state that doing mechanical work on the premises is prohibited. But killing the manager is a bit harsh, when I want to top up my car’s oil. Can’t I just tie a copy of the Act and the Bylaws around his neck, and chuck him in the pool.

Auntie
Auntie
4 years ago

At least they used the pretty Papyrus font…after that, I didn’t recognize anything on the scroll.

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Ugh. I’m only interested in the full fig and the ‘edible liquid’ . . . perhaps the fig juice?

Jay
Jay
4 years ago

♫ She put the fig in the oil can
She drank them both up
She saw the bodies on the terrace
And thought that they would schtupp ♫

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

The Chinese can-can dance!

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

What about filter? Should I screw by hand, making it with a personal status?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Whisper in their ear ‘Me gustaia joderlie” and see if thy move. If they don’t, they are surely dead.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

The oil is in full fig this time of year.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

That is why penises have a knob on the end. So if oil make hand slip, you no whack self on forehead.

JimS
JimS
4 years ago

Officer, I have no idea how that body got on the terrace.

Michael
Michael
4 years ago

What if you don’t have the time to pour the hour of oil?

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
4 years ago

Um, no thanks – I’ll go to Jiffy Lube instead.

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