This trash is sick!

This trash is sick!

posted on 6 Oct 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

no-killer-littering

Give a hoot…or you die.

Photo courtesy of Karuna Murdaya.
Found in Shenzhen, China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

It puts the killer in the basket…

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Be careful of what lurks inside

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well it could be a permanent holiday

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

“Killer littering, dude.” “Thanks. Your jaywalking is, like, totally righteous.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Enjoy lunch in the Jeffrey Dahmer Food Court.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Throw your hammers and ribs somewhere else.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

If this was Chernobyl, it would be “nuclear littering”.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“We’re slashing prices!”

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

Innocent people have died because you threw your gum wrapper on the floor!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

The inspiration for this sign was the following online review:
“Holiday Plaza is pretty nice, but corpses and bloodied weapons are strewn everywhere.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Slash it, don’t trash it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“Use the trash can. My crawl space is full.” — John Wayne Gacy.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

No patting Mr. Peanut on the butt!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I think this was already on engrish before.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

There’s more than one body on the terrace this time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Guns don’t kill people; LITTER kills people.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Also, please recycle your burglars and muggers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Huu Yuu: You’re right. I remember posting a caption referencing Jerry Lee Lewis.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Is this sign from the Ukraine?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A hand, a hammer, and a breast, walk into a bar. The hammer orders an Ouzo, the hand orders a beer, and the breast orders a glass of milk. What time does the 7.30 train leave for central?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Litter killing is OK?

Tom41
Tom41
6 years ago

Are they implying that if you drop litter off that balcony you could kill someone? Seems like a dangerous place…

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

Always remember to properly dispose nuclear waste.

Ann
Ann
6 years ago

I am confused…..
Is it that:
1) only killers are asked not to litter;
2) only non-deadly litter is allowed;
3) management is tired of dead bodies;
4) management is tired of picking up seial killers?

Help!!!!!!

TS
TS
6 years ago

♫ Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, that killed all my girlfriends, that I had in February of last year…♫

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Ben. I used to be a jaywalker.
But they made me put my clothes on.

Airrider
Airrider
6 years ago

Remember to always put your groady litter in the lame bins.

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