Thou wouldst heed this:

Thou wouldst heed this:

posted on 20 Oct 2015 in Chinglish

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If wife broke use adapter.

Photo courtesy of Jay Penfold.
Label on bottom of 8 port switch.

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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Wife power source: nagging.

DrLex
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DrLex

To be or not to be this machine, that is the question.

DrLex
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DrLex

Connected wife to power source. Wife is now electrified, but is not dismantling. I want my money back.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I didn’t know our sky is actually a machine.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“And that’s why clouds look like that…”

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

“wife power source” and “insert mains lead” probably should not be put together…..

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“please first wife” … if in Utah, please all of them.

algernon
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algernon

One has an endless supply of wifes

algernon
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algernon

Chinese wifes

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

She wears the pants in the family, anyway.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

warranty void if removed = divorce? and you lost your power.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

no need to dismantle by self, wife will dismantle you.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If first wife power source was AC/DC that’s why she’s the ex.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Ordinary drawing uses pencil lead but electrified drawing uses mains lead.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

My first wife drained a lot of power from me too.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

These cryptic directions could only have come from the sky. Possibly from the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

timmy
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timmy

Instruction manual for Stepford wife.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

This is a recently-discovered extra verse to Purple Haze.

coffeebot
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you see a blue wife and a red wife…cut the red wife…always cut the red wife

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Looks almost like the instructions on how to operate the T-800 terminator…

Marum
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Marum

As a double negative constitutes an affirmative, I can then use this machine?

Marum
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Marum

I gave my wife a portable power source.

The batteries for her vibrator, pleased her beyond words.

Marum
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Marum

These are the instructions for the silicon, powered, lady doll. Insert mains lead into charger, and please yourself.

WildaBeast
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WildaBeast

It’s a little known historical fact that Catherine of Aragon was the real source of power behind the throne of Henry the 8 Port Switch.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

This vodka is too complicated. I’m going back to Grey Goose.

Tom41
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Tom41

Sorry, you can’t be used since you’re not a machine…

Peter
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Peter

This notice sign is epic . . .

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Marum
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Marum

My Asian lady had an endless power source. It went full power from the first to the fifth, and was still running after mine had gone flat.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Don’t ever make the mistake of wifing the power source. I know a guy who got some horrible burns, and it put quite a dent in his dating life.

Myself
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The ultimate plot for revenge against an unfaithful wife!

Myself
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“Not this machine please first wife power source”
But if your wife is Florence Welch, she can be used as both a machine and a power source at the same time.

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