Thou wouldst heed this:

Thou wouldst heed this:

posted on 20 Oct 2015 in Chinglish

sky

If wife broke use adapter.

Photo courtesy of Jay Penfold.
Label on bottom of 8 port switch.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (135 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
Loading...
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
31 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Wife power source: nagging.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

To be or not to be this machine, that is the question.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Connected wife to power source. Wife is now electrified, but is not dismantling. I want my money back.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I didn’t know our sky is actually a machine.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“And that’s why clouds look like that…”

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

“wife power source” and “insert mains lead” probably should not be put together…..

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“please first wife” … if in Utah, please all of them.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

One has an endless supply of wifes

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Chinese wifes

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

She wears the pants in the family, anyway.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

warranty void if removed = divorce? and you lost your power.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

no need to dismantle by self, wife will dismantle you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If first wife power source was AC/DC that’s why she’s the ex.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Ordinary drawing uses pencil lead but electrified drawing uses mains lead.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

My first wife drained a lot of power from me too.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

These cryptic directions could only have come from the sky. Possibly from the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Instruction manual for Stepford wife.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

This is a recently-discovered extra verse to Purple Haze.

coffeebot
6 years ago

you see a blue wife and a red wife…cut the red wife…always cut the red wife

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Looks almost like the instructions on how to operate the T-800 terminator…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

As a double negative constitutes an affirmative, I can then use this machine?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I gave my wife a portable power source.

The batteries for her vibrator, pleased her beyond words.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

These are the instructions for the silicon, powered, lady doll. Insert mains lead into charger, and please yourself.

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
6 years ago

It’s a little known historical fact that Catherine of Aragon was the real source of power behind the throne of Henry the 8 Port Switch.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

This vodka is too complicated. I’m going back to Grey Goose.

Tom41
Tom41
6 years ago

Sorry, you can’t be used since you’re not a machine…

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

This notice sign is epic . . .

comment image%3Foh%3D581f6c14e2955738a201c91d888acbec%26oe%3D56C0FC73%26__gda__%3D1454927871_72434e45ae7fa034433162001f2c6199&size=352%2C288

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

My Asian lady had an endless power source. It went full power from the first to the fifth, and was still running after mine had gone flat.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Don’t ever make the mistake of wifing the power source. I know a guy who got some horrible burns, and it put quite a dent in his dating life.

Myself
5 years ago

The ultimate plot for revenge against an unfaithful wife!

Myself
5 years ago

“Not this machine please first wife power source”
But if your wife is Florence Welch, she can be used as both a machine and a power source at the same time.

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2021 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
31
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x